I think I'd like to work for ESP customer support, sounds like you get to spend most of everyday saying "yeah, I can see why you'd be unhappy with that....anyway, tough shit, fuck off"
If someone misrepresents you in the morning, you got misrepresented; if you get misrepresented every time you speak, you're the...er....you're....the.... one who's...erm....saying the things. Probably.