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Verily, ye green hue 'tis that of a newborn's feces. Not in an objectionable manner, however. This post now concludeth!

Verily, most stunning weaponry! This knight hath ne'er had an instrument made from Ash in his arsenal. How doth it compare to mahogany or basswood? This post now concludeth!

Lo, ye Epiphone 'tis not as bedazzled as his previous V: This post now concludeth!

Behold, this Knight's SHRED DUEL with Kirk Hammett, judged by Satan himself! This post now concludeth!

And, if thine prefer'reth tales of more ribaldry, behold ye explicit version: This post now concludeth!

Verily, ye axe of mine most erotic GAS fantasies, goodly Mikey666! Sadly, no longer forged. 'Tis mine hope thee treat'eth this axe well: with Thrash, Grind, Doom, Power and more Thrash! This post now concludeth!

VII-String'd Warriors! Behold, this most humble Knight’s Shred Duel with sir Kirk Hammett! This post now concludeth!

Aye, sir Vilk! Mine experience with basswood lumber 'tis it be'ith sleight of weight, yet quality tone'age! Of ye axes thou did link'eth, this knight suggest'eth ye Jackson. Methinks a lighter heft, and excellent access to upper frets shall yield a most fine instrument! This post now concludeth!

Hail VII-string'ers! This knight hath spent many an hour lurking upon this fine forum, and now I request to join'eth thine ranks! For, as many of thee VII-string'ed warriors here, mine 'tis ye most noble quest: METAL AND GLORY! This post now concludeth!