100k Reply Contest

[Naren]

Naaasty

 

[Kagami]

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

I gouged my hand with a screw driver and it's bleeding like a motherfucker.

 

[Kagami]

 

[Alpo]

I should be reading for the damn matriculation exams right now, but I can't seem to get anything done

I'm just waiting for the shiny white cap

 

[Naren]

tooth paste?

 

[Wiggywiggler]

I wonder if there is popeye the sailor cat..

 

[Seedawakener]

Caught in a new millenum isnt as good as caught in a web.

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

I'm hungry. Someone Fedex me a sandwich.

 

[Makelele]

I'm hungry. Someone Fedex me a sandwich.

hahaah, I just made and ate a nice huge sandwich, containing ham, 3 fried eggs and some tomatoes (woah, talk about cholesterol).

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

I wonder how much shipping would be on one of those sandwiches, and what kind of import fees/duty I'd have to pay.

 

[Naren]

And, after spending all that, you get an old rotting sandwich.

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

It would probably still be good. I once ate a sandwich made from moldy bread because I had nothing else to eat. Well, I did, but it required cooking.

 

[Alpo]

Okay

 

[Seedawakener]

It would probably still be good. I once ate a sandwich made from moldy bread because I had nothing else to eat. Well, I did, but it required cooking.

and that is the reason why you today look like you do in your avatar.

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

Actually a picture morphing program is the reason I look like that

 

[Kagami]

I have bad shits lol

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BATHROOM!

 

[Makelele]

Cooking something simple and edible isn't in any way difficult. I've been doing it since I was 10 or something.

 

[Alpo]

Hello