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Buzz762

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Recently an unidentified man was in the hospital
to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.

His mistress found the ring in his pants pocket
and was so angered by this that she
slipped his ring on his penis while he slept.

We don't know which is worse:

1) having your mistress find out you're married.

2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

OR

3) having everyone find out your wedding ring fits on your penis.




OMFG it's true
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/ring.asp
 

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Recently an unidentified man was in the hospital
to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.

His mistress found the ring in his pants pocket
and was so angered by this that she
slipped his ring on his penis while he slept.

We don't know which is worse:

1) having your mistress find out you're married.

2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

OR

3) having everyone find out your wedding ring fits on your penis.




OMFG it's true
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/ring.asp


What if you get a boner while the ring is on? :ugh: Will your personal organ explode? Scary stuff...
 

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I don't feel sorry for the guy at all. He got what he deserved.

And, as for getting a boner while the ring is on, I don't think that's possible considering the incredible pain and discomfort the ring would be causing.
 

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Maybe you should try it, Eric. What's the worst that could happen?



:ugh:
 

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Maybe you should try it, Eric. What's the worst that could happen?



:ugh:

No ring could fit on there. And I'm assuming that no ring would fit on more guys' privates. You'd probably have to have a pretty small "wang" to get a ring to fit on there (or an insanely big finger).

If you think you COULD do it, you should try.
 
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