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[g3rmanium]

Y!!!!!!!!!!

 

[g3rmanium]

Y!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Naren]

BECAUSE I WANT TO! THAT'S WHY!!

 

[Alpo]

Okie.

 

[Naren]

Dokie.

 

[jarrydn]

Oh, hi guys D:

 

[Naren]

Hello there.

 

[Alpo]

Hi.

 

[g3rmanium]

Oi oi oi!

 

[Naren]

Oi. nani yatten da yo.

 

[Alpo]

 

[Naren]

ふざけんじゃねーよ

What are you giving me that face for? Never seen anyone type in a language other than English before?

 

[Alpo]

"Don't you think? it is to act playfully, -"

 

[Naren]

"Don't you think? it is to act playfully, -"

What's that?

 

[Alpo]

What's that?

ふざけんじゃねーよ

 

[Naren]

ふざけんじゃねーよ

ふざけてねーよ！お前がふざけてるだろう！！

 

[Alpo]

私のズボンはかなり大きい。私は私の叉のメロンに合うことができる。

 

[Naren]

ふざけんじゃねーよ

I assume you put that in an auto-translator and it came up with that nonsense ""Don't you think? it is to act playfully, -" Machine translations suck no matter what you do, but it really can't understand things unless they are phrased in the most textbook-proper polite formal way. What I said means something like "Stop fucking around!" (not "Don't you think? it is to act playfully, -" Where did it get the the "Don't you think?" by the way? ).

I phrased it in normal slang as ふざけんじゃねーよ！ but I guess if you wanted to make it so the machine translator could understand it to some degree I would have to rewrite it as 宜しければふざけないでください、旦那様。

 

[Alpo]

That didn't help much.

"If it may please do not act playfully, the master."

 

[Naren]

私のズボンはかなり大きい。私は私の叉のメロンに合うことができる。

And this is pure nonsense. "My pants are quite big. I can match them to my [very rare word that refers to a part of a tree] 'melon.""

That didn't help much.

"If it may please do not act playfully, the master."

Hm. I wrote it in the most easily understandable way. I wrote it like "If it alright with you, I would appreciate it if you would please stop fucking around, master."