26 things holding Canada back

[Jakke]

As a fellow socialist goon for the international revolution (read: from Europe), I WILL NOT have comrade Canada slandered by capitalist news outlets.



ALL HAIL CANADA, AND ALL HAIL THE WORLD REVOLUTION!





Seriously though, I find this terribly poorly written, and many of these things are general over the whole western world. And geese? Come on...
Although.... What is the deal with aboot?

 

[Konfyouzd]

Do they have on the list that Canada's potassium is of a lower grade than that of several lesser developed Eastern European nations?

 

[Jakke]

Do they have on the list that Canada's potassium is of a lower grade than that of several lesser developed Eastern European nations?

Wouldn't that be redundant though though? I mean, according to my sources, all other nations have lower grade potassium.

 

[Konfyouzd]

Jakke you must have forgotten you're talking to an American. We care not of "facts"--assuming they're even real.

Besides it's just another thing they haven't done. They should be condemned for their shortcomings.

I bet their officials secretly accept blowjobs. We already messed up and let one of those slip through the cracks; you see how that turned out.

 

[Jakke]

Sorry, that was culturally insensitive of me, almost racist.
I did believe that was common knowledge though.

 

[Konfyouzd]

 

[kung_fu]

As a long time Maple Leaf fan, I must apologize for holding back this great country

I read a lot of these msn "articles" on my break at work. I read this same article weeks ago, and today i noticed it popping-up on the first page again like it was new. Some good points (though simply put), but mainly just fluff.

 

[MFB]

Even though, as you are from Boston and thus I, as a Canucks fan, am morally obligated to loudly denounce you and your lineage with as many profane vulgarities as I can fit in each breath...

...otherwise, I agree.

I offer you two things in lieu of this information:

The first? A handshake for knowing the greatest sport in the world
The second? A firm "fuck off" for being a Canuck fan

 

[groph]

Yes, Canada should become an international superpower! International superpowers are awesome and the world needs as many of those as possible. They never start wars!

 

[Grand Moff Tim]

Wouldn't that be redundant though though?

Please tell me that was on purpose .

 

[SirMyghin]

Yes, Canada should become an international superpower! International superpowers are awesome and the world needs as many of those as possible. They never start wars!

Yep, all 'international superpowers' do is start wars. And always them too, no one else has wars, ever. Just doesn't happen.