48 Alternatives to say "fuck off"

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Not gonna lie, a lot of these made me lol. :lol:
 

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hahaha omg i almost died from this. EAT SOME FUCKIN AIDS HAHAHAH
 

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i kinda liked "piss up a fucking rope" :lol:

seriously, like, find a rope hanging down, and piss UP it :lol:
 

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#34: "Eat a Bag of Dicks"

How do you eat a "bag of dicks"? Do you eat them one by one? Do you eat them all at once?:scratch:

(Wish I made that up, but it's from a Louis CK standup)
 

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Louis CK´s stand up is SUCK a bag of dicks, not EAT ;)

it´s hilarious though, when he tries to envision how the logistics of sucking a bag of dicsk would work. like, do you suck each dick individually, or do you put the whole bag in your mouth and actually suck the bag? if you´re doing it individually, then does each dick have to cum in order for you to be done with it? :lol:
 

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What does a bag of dicks even look like? Is it just a plastic shopping bag, full of dicks? I just picture it as a brown paper bag, with dicks sticking out the top, like baguettes. :lol:
 

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I think it looks something like this. BTW I didnt make that.

Its more of a burlap sack of dicks than anything else.
 

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Louis CK´s stand up is SUCK a bag of dicks, not EAT ;)

it´s hilarious though, when he tries to envision how the logistics of sucking a bag of dicsk would work. like, do you suck each dick individually, or do you put the whole bag in your mouth and actually suck the bag? if you´re doing it individually, then does each dick have to cum in order for you to be done with it? :lol:

Hrm, remember it wrong. Still awesome.

And Google image search does bring up a rather remarkable number of attempts to demonstrate what a bag of dicks would look like.:lol:
 

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theyres so much things you can take from this thread to put in your signature its not even fucking funny
 

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A Wilhelm Scream has a song called "the kids can eat a bag of dicks" - its actually a good song (IMO) :lol:
 


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