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Some of it had me thinking that maybe he went all Ian Watkins on some kids and it was about to come out, so we were getting a preview of an insanity plea.
Some of it had me thinking that maybe he killed someone and it was about to come out, so we were getting a preview of an insanity plea.
But all I really know about him after reading that entire mess is:
1. He hates paragraphs.
2. He keeps a jizz soaked shirt under his bed.
3. He believes someone gave him a laxative because they wanted to find out if he'd take a really loud dump in a hospital, or try to cover up the sound.
Whatever he ends up doing when he completely snaps, I'll go ahead and guess now that it will come out later that he was on some sort of perfectly legal prescription drug that's marketed as something that will make you better, with making you much worse listed as a possible side effect.
In any case, hopefully he'll only continue to humiliate himself and not step it up a notch and go on a shooting spree, leaving behind a trail of dead friends and relatives that he thought were conspirators.
If it was just a publicity stunt, hope he keeps the next one under 500 words and use paragraphs.
^ Seems like the request is specifically not to post opinions, speculations or general gossip on and around their facebook. I dont see that statement as containing any blame; just wishing that they knew.
Show a little sympathy, man. This isn't a funny situation.
First, I don't think he had knowledge of the Band's FB post regarding that this is serious and cause for concern. B, everyone has their own right to be skeptical of any situation. Lastly, many people find solace in "dark" humor. You must attend one of the colleges that Seinfeld won't play anymore.
tl;dr I ain't mad. Let's not call the PC police just yet, bruh.