Anybody in Seattle want to jam? (hilarity/cringeworthy content)

[Wingchunwarrior]

Because he is round and possibly likes donuts. But only if they are proportional to his ego.

No, He don't eat donuts..

 

[Wingchunwarrior]

Now I'm not sure which is more hilarious; this kid's overdeveloped sense of self-worth or the image of Drakkar in drag telling the kid his name is Chocolate Thunderpussy. In a baritone voice.

How old are you Brah?

 

[goldsteinat0r]

In other news, why the fuck he reminds me of Yngwie Malmsteen so much?

Maybe its the fact that he appears to be a massive, insufferable douchebag.

However, without watching the videos, I somehow have a feeling he does not possess Malmsteen's shred prowess.

 

[GATA4]

Well, he does have two fans on his soundclick.

He's going somewhere with this.

 

[tacotiklah]

How old are you Brah?

First off it's Sis, not brah. Second, it's never polite to ask a girl her age.





But what the hell, I'll answer anyway. I'm 26.

 

[Don Vito]

omg a girl omg

 

[tacotiklah]

omg a girl omg

Before you get TOO excited, remember the three rules of the internet.

Yeah this guy is a douche. If he was humble and honest and not a complete bigot, I'd consider jamming with him. But I'm still trying to wrap my mind around where Celtic Frost failed. I'm pretty sure the guys in Celtic Frost saw more recognition than this dude ever will. Confidence is cool when it isn't overdeveloped or misplaced.

 

[Stealthdjentstic]

What the fuck is a celtic frost?!?! Thats not a thunderpussy

 

[Don Vito]

Cecltic Frost is a pretty badass name.

Honestly can't say that I've ever actually listened to the band.

 

[groph]

^ get on it

 

[-42-]

How did I miss this on the first go-round?