Abhorred
Well-Known Member
It is my proud and sincere honour to present to you all, my esteemed and dignified colleagues, the invention that will cause you to throw each and every piece of musical equipment you presently own out the nearest window. If your equipment is, for any reason, outside, please throw it through the window of an unsuspecting neighbour. The point is, you won't need it anymore. Ever.
Why?
Because you are now going to purchase a beamz Music Performance System, and enter a new level of creativity.
The beamz Music Performance System
Look at those specs. Lazor metal! Complete lack of dissonance!![Headbang :hbang: :hbang:](http://www.sevenstring.org/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/hbang2.gif)
A demonstration of your new god:
Listen to that fidelity, that free, spontaneous improvisation, those life-like sounds. We are truly at the tipping point between all that has ever been, and all that will ever beamz.
The beamz Music Performance System retails for $599.95 USD at Sharper Image locations everywhere.
Why?
Because you are now going to purchase a beamz Music Performance System, and enter a new level of creativity.
The beamz Music Performance System
- Amazing laser-based invention lets music-lovers be musicians regardless of talent or training!
- Breaking the laser beams with your hands automatically generates pre-authored pulses, streams, riffs or loops of musical notes or sounds from hundreds of different instruments strings, keyboards, woodwinds, brass, percussion, even cow bell.
- Choose a complementary rhythm track from 30 original songs in 19 music genres, including jazz, bluegrass, classical, hip-hop, reggae, heavy metal and more. Or create your own track!
- The beamz system has a "W" shape, with six laser beams spanning the two sections; connect via USB to your PC or laptop, then hook up some speakers and you are ready to play, perform or create great music.
- With the beamz, there should be no performance anxiety at all because whichever beam you break, in whatever sequence your music is guaranteed to be harmonious. All discordant chords and sour notes have been programmed out so everyone plays great.
- All your original creations and performances can be recorded for playback and sharing.
Look at those specs. Lazor metal! Complete lack of dissonance!
![Headbang :hbang: :hbang:](http://www.sevenstring.org/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/hbang2.gif)
A demonstration of your new god:
Listen to that fidelity, that free, spontaneous improvisation, those life-like sounds. We are truly at the tipping point between all that has ever been, and all that will ever beamz.
The beamz Music Performance System retails for $599.95 USD at Sharper Image locations everywhere.