Best. Headline. Ever

[Dive-Baum]

LEGLESS PANDA NEEDS HAND TO IMPROVE SEX LIFE.



OK...sad story, kinda heartwarming but OMFG!!!!!

http://www.reuters.com/article/scie...src=030807_1403_ARTICLE_PROMO_also_on_reuters

 

[eaeolian]

I don't even need to read the article.

 

[Rebelyellz]

 

[Leon]

 

[noodles]

Umm...

 

[Rick]

I didn't read it.

The headline pretty much sums it up.

 

[Kagami]

lmfao

"the loss of balance has directly affected her sex life "

 

[TomAwesome]

Missing part of her arm and having subsequent trouble with getting laid? I bet that makes her a saaaad panda.

 

[Shannon]

Speaking of sexy little pandas.....
http://students.washington.edu/sibsen/Media/G-Shack.com - Sexy Little Panda Bear.wmv

 

[distressed_romeo]

If they really felt sorry for her, they could have found a more tactful way to phrase that headline...

 

[Dive-Baum]

That's pretty much what I was getting at...Problem with sex life due to loss of limb..Again...not a funny story but a fucking great headline. Don't want any PETA people coming to kill me in my sleep.

Speaking of sexy little pandas.....
http://students.washington.edu/sibsen/Media/G-Shack.com - Sexy Little Panda Bear.wmv

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