PunkBillCarson
Well-Known Member
Yeah, it's totally coincidental that every USBM band sounded exactly the same when they worked with Thurston Moore. Or that the band that kicked off the whole trend of every USBM band sounding the same had members from multiple well-known alt-rock bands and was named after a Swans song.
With few exceptions, post-1996 black metal is alt-rock. Again, go listen to that Secrets of the Moon cover of "Them Bones" (which is incredibly faithful to the original), and notice how the only difference between that and anything from Antithesis is that "Them Bones" is actually more metal. You can do the same thing with N.I.L's cover of "Bad Houses", and compare it to everything Krieg did after "The Black House". Of course, I wouldn't trust a guy who has Emperor's sell-out album as his avatar to have any clue about black metal anyways.
I wouldn't trust anyone who thinks Alice in Chains and any of those bands you mentioned sounds similar to have a clue about black metal either, and putting it politely, MUCH ELSE.
Oh and the next time you want to be a smart ass, bring the smarts, because that's the one thing you're missing in this, trying to be condescending and all.