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[gunshow86de]

Review of new single here;

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If anyone "likes" BoO on Facebook, the two-way troll-fest is pretty entertaining; lots of butthurt 15 year old BoO fans angry at the "middle-aged Slayer lovers" on MS.

 

[gunshow86de]

Metal sucks sucks. I don't know where they get off sucking After The Burial's dick when In Dreams came out, and making fun of BoO since they had their Danzig interview, which was a joke.

I'm pretty sure that BoO is in on the joke. MS is practically on the Sumerian payroll, that's why all the Sumerian releases get glowing reviews (also notice Misha and Marc have had their own columns?). Also, MS already gave Follow the Signs a positive review.

 

[gunshow86de]

^

The joke I was talking about was today's article and BoO telling their Facebook fans to spam MS. You realize it's a promotional stunt?

 

[ROAR]

Wait so that wasn't a new Meshuggah song?
AW FUCK

 

[gunshow86de]

Wait so that wasn't a new Meshuggah song?
AW FUCK

I don't know, I was too busy looking for the ice-cream man.

 

[vhmetalx]

I don't know, I was too busy looking for the ice-cream man.

I'm pretty sure everyone knew it was just MS fucking around. I laughed hella hard at that article. Idk maybe i'm just weird or something..

 

[gunshow86de]

I'm pretty sure everyone knew it was just MS fucking around. I laughed hella hard at that article. Idk maybe i'm just weird or something..

On the contrary, you should have read BoO's Facebook when they told everyone to "spam MS." It was priceless. Bunch of 15 year olds completely losing their shit over it.

One of them (this is paraphrased) said, "they think that BoO isn't metal, but you can't judge what is metal and what isn't, they just like that NY beardo stuff that isn't really metal anyway."

 

[Ibanezsam4]

i think what most people are failing to realize is that that whole post was a joke directed at Meshuggah fans. legit i nearly got worked up into a frenzy and clicked the link foaming at the mouth practically.... and then got disappointed fast.. and then had to laugh at myself for getting so worked up. however BOO's reaction is making me facepalm hard

 

[Enselmis]

Saw 'em here in Portland w/ Darkest Hour and The Human Abstract (who both also killed it) and they were pretty good. The tight, syncopated guitar parts is really where they most shone, though.



Best part of the show, though, hands down:
Whilst a gaggle of kids were fighting those pesky invisible ninjas, and stomping on the invisible snakes they had dropped, a dude did a full-on Zoidberg walk across the fucking pit!!!
I laughed for like ten minutes straight, and it even cracked up BoO's singer.

That's pretty good, but I've played leap frog around the pit at an Architects show. That was priceless.

 

[goherpsNderp]

That's pretty good, but I've played leap frog around the pit at an Architects show. That was priceless.

i wanna see everyone hop on one foot like that classic japanese baseball gif.

 

[gunshow86de]

i think what most people are failing to realize is that that whole post was a joke directed at Meshuggah fans.

Wut???

It was a satirical article about the ignorant people that say all the "djent" bands sound just like Meshuggah (most of them aren't Meshuggah fans).

Just read the only other article that author (Dummy Nosenothing) wrote. It's an article all about Otep, intended to promote Opeth's 20th anniversary.

But yeah, it seemed like not too many of BoO's Facebook fans got the joke.

 

[gregmarx7]

Saw 'em here in Portland w/ Darkest Hour and The Human Abstract (who both also killed it) and they were pretty good. The tight, syncopated guitar parts is really where they most shone, though.



Best part of the show, though, hands down:
Whilst a gaggle of kids were fighting those pesky invisible ninjas, and stomping on the invisible snakes they had dropped, a dude did a full-on Zoidberg walk across the fucking pit!!!
I laughed for like ten minutes straight, and it even cracked up BoO's singer.

I was at that show! They totally killed it.
Unfortunately, I did not get to see this though. haha I don't doubt that it happened at all though.

 

[slackerpo]

New single here:

http://http://www.noisecreep.com/2011/03/14/born-of-osiris-get-technical-on-two-worlds-of-design-song-p/

not the coolest, but alright.

 

[vhmetalx]

On the contrary, you should have read BoO's Facebook when they told everyone to "spam MS." It was priceless. Bunch of 15 year olds completely losing their shit over it.

One of them (this is paraphrased) said, "they think that BoO isn't metal, but you can't judge what is metal and what isn't, they just like that NY beardo stuff that isn't really metal anyway."

Oh I know. I saw it. It was funny but then after I realized they were all serious I kinda gave up in humanity and moved on.

and wtfuck contradiction much? lol

 

[matthewm94]

nevermind

 

[gunshow86de]

^

Not cool.

Also never-mind.

 

[The McThief]

nevermind

^

Not cool.

Also never-mind.

These posts confuse me

 

[Chri]

These posts confuse me

They are discussing the fact that illegal file sharing is baaaaaaad.

Just about a week until it releases finally

 

[The McThief]

They are discussing the fact that illegal file sharing is baaaaaaad.

Just about a week until it releases finally

OH makes sense now.

SHAAAAAAAAAME!

 

[gunshow86de]

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