Britney.... holy crap. [mildly NWS]

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She's always given me a TPT vibe (kind of like Pam Anderson). :noway: No thank you.
 

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:lol: I'm not whining dude, you're just lying your ass off, and I'm calling you on it. It's not that I care about Britney, it's just funny that you're acting like you'd kick the girl in those pics out of bed, that's all. :D Internet-pornstar-syndrome always cracks me up. :lol:

Whatever dude! :lol:

I don't like the way britney spears looks whoop de doo! I don't think I'm a pimp at all man. What internet-pornstar-syndrome? I don't like how one celebrity girl's face looks and I'm pretending to be a big e-pimp? Riiiiiight...
 

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She's always given me a TPT vibe (kind of like Pam Anderson). :noway: No thank you.

Forgive my ignorance but e-pimps like me can afford gold watches and chinchilla hats but we generally don't spend much on education, what's TPT?
 

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Ya I was making a poor joke on the whole lolcat caption thing. So...

lolcat quote = e-pimp?
 

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You fail. Real pimps wear titanium watches.

Yes but the slightly brittle nature of titanium means that when I bitch-slap my e-hoes it generally leaves a residue that the po-po can pick up on as evidence. :mad:




















[/bullshitting] :lol:
 

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Meh, she was hottest in the "Hit Me Baby One More Time" video, and kinda went down hill from there for me. Though the "I'm A Slave For You" and "Toxic" videos weren't terrible :lol:
 

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I'm not saying I could do better, but I never thought Britney was attractive. The ditzy Kentucky trailer-trash look just isn't my bag. Jessica Simpson is really cute but for the same reason I just don't care. I'm more of a fan of the ethnic, genetically diverse types like Jessica Alba :)
 

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I'm not saying I could do better, but I never thought Britney was attractive. The ditzy Kentucky trailer-trash look just isn't my bag. Jessica Simpson is really cute but for the same reason I just don't care. I'm more of a fan of the ethnic, genetically diverse types like Jessica Alba :)

+1 :agreed:
 

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I'd still hit it. I've done worse when I was single and tanked every night :agreed:
 

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She'd probably fit in nicely on Rock of Love II.
 

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Nope. Nasty. :ugh: Always.

Every time someone said Britney was hot I just could never get it. :barf:


She looks like shit in those pictures.lol
Although, I gotta' say she never did it for me either. I wouldn't say she was nasty but I wasn't like "OMGDZZZ IT deh bRITANy!!!!1".



I would have still banged her though (before I had a gf, for those prying eyes) :lol:

My gf is on the forum lol
 

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The only person I can honestly say wouldn't have tagged old Britney is Noodles, but that's because he's a big ol' homo. :yesway:
 

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She's one of those people that can look super good and really really bad. My fav Britney was probably the mascara Do Something one.

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but probably just cause she has an Avril thing going on there. And I don't care what any of you say, Avril's hawt.

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Playing through 2x Mesa Dual Recto full stacks always helps sex appeal :lol:
 

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Either way, it's better than just looking like youre singing whilst driving a pink hummer through the sky on the way to da club. heh
 


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