noodles
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"All Energy Weapons must be placed in your checked luggage, sir".
"I bet Skywalker doesn't have to do this shit."
"I swear to the Emperor, when I get my Tie Fighter out of the shop this place is SOOOO blown up!"
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noodles
Contributor
"Vader, huh? Sounds Muslim, please step aside..."
"Those? Uh...they're for my asthma...yeah..."
Grom
New found sanity
"If the Emperor knew I wear plain, tasteless white socks ..."
Guard to his walkie talkie: "Bob, could you come over here, I think the guy in the plaid shirt is Mexican."
Variant
Banned
"Now dethroned, Darth Vader makes his way through Helsinki's airport to his new career as a black metal sound tech. Fortunately, his silly uniform can be reused in his new profession..."
Suddenly Lord Vader realised that he might have some problems removing all metal items from his person...
Naren
OldschoolGhettostyle
"Next time the emperor tries to get me to take the cheap flights instead of the star destroyer... he is going down."
You seem to forget that he IS Skywalker (Anakin Skywalker instead of Luke Skywalker who I think you were referring to).
You seem to forget that he IS Skywalker (Anakin Skywalker instead of Luke Skywalker who I think you were referring to).
Correct.
Darth Vader waves his hand in front of the DHS officer and says, "I am fine you dont need to check me today." The DHS officer replies, "I dont need to check you today, have a nice day sir." "Next"
