Christmas Cards

[josh pelican]

This year I have decided to send out Christmas cards. This is the first year I've done this. Right now I have 18 but will be getting more this weekend. Please send me a private message with your mailing address (or post it here if you're crazy) and we'll see who is worthy of actually getting one!

I won't start sending them until the beginning of November.

You know you want one! They have cute cats on them! I may add details to the cats and write funny things inside... if you're lucky.

-Josh

 

[Chickenhawk]

Best idea ever. And I don't even celebrate Christmas.

 

[leandroab]

Of course i'm fucking worthy...

Four words:

Dead Slut Gut Fuck

 

[josh pelican]

Leanne, I don't see your address in my inbox...

 

[leandroab]

I just sent you..

Also, forgot to mention, my name:

Leandro Abaurre

Don't misspell it, or I will kill you... twice.

 

[LUCKY7]

 

[josh pelican]

I should probably return my cards and just use that...

 

[josh pelican]

Christmas cards are being sent out the 20th, provided I get to a post office.

If there are more people wanting cards, shoot me a private message. They will not contain anything harmful unless you request it.

 

[josh pelican]

This weekend, folks! Get 'em while they're hot!

JeffFromMtl, send me your address, homo.

 

[leandroab]

Lol I can't fucking wait for my card hahahah

EDIT: I think I'm the person with the most tags on this forum...

ever...


ahahhahah

 

[Herb Dorklift]

Anything harmful??

 

[josh pelican]

Don't worry. Nothing harmful will be in the cards... this time.

Leandro, did you tag "the double kill"?

 

[leandroab]

Leandro, did you tag "the double kill"?

Yes...

Was it that obvious? ahahaha

 

[Necris]

Anything harmful??

He's going to send us the krampus.

 

[josh pelican]

Nah, I'm sending some ebola.

 

[josh pelican]

Danny (Boylen), if you see this I lost your address.

I don't remember your username either. Someone help me. His avatar is Braindrill, I think.

 

[aslsmm]

can i get anthrax in mine? also from one vegan to another what did you eat for thanksgiving?

 

[josh pelican]

Tofurkey!

 

[josh pelican]

Bad news, guys. I lost your addresses. Please send me a private message with it again!

They are going out today or tomorrow!