Chuck Norris Jokes

[Wrecklyss]

Why not?

A thread for Chuck Norris Jokes. List some you've heard, or make one up.


>An Army Ranger can kill a man 16 different ways with there bare hands, Chuck Norris can kill a man 16 different ways with his beard.

>There used to be a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, but it was recalled. It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

>2 things can be seen from outer space: the Great Wall of China, and the effects of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick

 

[The Reverend]

Chuck Norris got beat up once by a man who can't open his eyes. His name? Steven Segal.

 

[Grand Moff Tim]

I'm twelve and what year is this.

 

[Brill]

Barrens chat. SS.org edition.

 

[axxessdenied]

This reminds me of WoW

 

[Xaios]

Once upon a time, Chuck Norris had an erection.

There were no survivors.

 

[Nile]

Chuck Norris.








Get it?

 

[Fenriswolf]

I'm sure you have all heard plenty of Chuck Norris jokes, but have you ever heard any Bruce Lee jokes? You know why? Bruce Lee ain't no joke

 

[tm20]

Chuck Norris jokes are actually Bas Rutten facts

 

[Cynic]

i remember when i was 14

 

[scherzo1928]

I too am reminded of Barrens chat in WoW...

Chuck Norris was born in a hut he built himself.

 

[Devyn Eclipse Nav]

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse in the chin.

It's descendants are now known as Giraffes.

 

[morrowcosom]

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women. He potato sacks them.

 

[avenger]

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women. He potato sacks them.

Fuck I wasn't expecting to laugh in this thread but this is complete win XD

 

[mcleanab]

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women. He potato sacks them.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

[changmaster]

Chuck Norris once went to Burger King and got a bigmac....