For my dad it was an excuse to drink, smoke, and get away from my step-mom
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Seabeast2000
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Australia's Got Talent try outs are probably pretty funny as well.Tell that to Raygun.
I can at least understand why someone would want to dance. I can't fathom why someone would want to play golf.
MFB
Banned
I hit 30 and my male biological clock screamed out, "YOU NEED TO HIT THE RANGE!" and sure enough, I did golf for a few years since it's also where a LOT of business relations exist (at least for engineering), but I sold my clubs as quickly as I bought them and that chapter is closed
TedEH
Cromulent
I must have skipped that phase, 'cause I'm a decent chunk past 30 and have never wanted to golf. Glow in the dark mini put date night? Sure. Real golf? I'd rather be doing my taxes.
MFB
Banned
To be fair, I'm also:
Named after a golfer
Made my dad miss his tee time because I was, y'know, being born
Dad, uncle(s), and grandfather golfed on their side of the family
Boss, other boss, and majority of co-workers golf
Stepdad also golfs
So I've pretty much been subconsciously conditioned towards it my whole life, and I recognize the technical ability it takes to play it, but if you don't practice swings somewhere then you really have no chance of ever being decent; and to do that, you need space and not like, a 7'6" ceiling apartment, it's going out to the actual driving range and hitting a bucket of balls (minimum) and knowing if you're hitting too high/low, etc
Named after a golfer
Made my dad miss his tee time because I was, y'know, being born
Dad, uncle(s), and grandfather golfed on their side of the family
Boss, other boss, and majority of co-workers golf
Stepdad also golfs
So I've pretty much been subconsciously conditioned towards it my whole life, and I recognize the technical ability it takes to play it, but if you don't practice swings somewhere then you really have no chance of ever being decent; and to do that, you need space and not like, a 7'6" ceiling apartment, it's going out to the actual driving range and hitting a bucket of balls (minimum) and knowing if you're hitting too high/low, etc
Rubbishplayer
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Golfing is just an excuse to get day drunk and drive a golf cart
