Djent tutorial (hilarious!)

[Winspear]

I didn't find it funny at all (his delivery, like someone else said) but yep 100% accurate haha

 

[Ardez]

Last line of the lyrics: Max out the limit

 

[Waelstrum]

I can't breath underwater.

 

[SuperMutant]

This was hilarious!

Seriously I need to hear a "djent" band that doesn't sound like a generic core band mixed with terrible sounding guitars and whiny vocals, I really do not see how these bands are considered close sounding to meshuggah...

 

[Maggai]

Very funny, and very many good points!! The best bands that get lumped into the djent style go outside of the examples he made, but the run of the mill "djent" bands are exactly as he described.

 

[otisct20]

a lot of good points. There are a lot of bands that fit just about everything he said haha.

 

[fps]

That was really, really funny. The final track was suitably awful too, straddled the line where it could almost be real....

 

[SuperMutant]

Dude, that was some funny stuff.

While he was describing that typical djent-sound, this song came to mind:

Oh god I shouldn't of watched that

 

[Ryan-ZenGtr-]

^ Reminds me of the the "Rate my mix" section...

I miss musical music...

Too much truth to be funny.

I just hope the keyboardists don't win the war... With their silly noise music that's in vogue at the moment.

 

[Genome]

Relevant

 

[liberascientia]

This was hilarious!

Seriously I need to hear a "djent" band that doesn't sound like a generic core band mixed with terrible sounding guitars and whiny vocals, I really do not see how these bands are considered close sounding to meshuggah...

Tesseract, Cilice, Uneven Structure, Chimp Spanner, Fellsilent..

 

[sol niger 333]

The only thing funny about that video was

A: his jock haircut
B: his $5 guitar and Metallica Load sticker
C: his tie dye Ozzy Osbourne shirt
D: his parents house decor
E: his tone


I would be willing to bet that the music he actually records and is serious about is god awful. That's a zero on the lolometer from me

 

[SuperMutant]

Tesseract, Cilice, Uneven Structure, Chimp Spanner, Fellsilent..

I'll give em a listen.

 

[Chickenhawk]

I would be willing to bet that the music he actually records and is serious about is god awful. That's a zero on the lolometer from me

 

[Churchie777]

Yeah that was awesome!^^^,

the OP clip is funny as nailed alot of bands coming out....but Meshuggah shouldnt be thrown amongst em lol

 

[sol niger 333]

^ aaaaand there's that lol. Those vocals hahaha. Track is actually not bad though.

 

[Chickenhawk]

^ aaaaand there's that lol. Those vocals hahaha. Track is actually not bad though.

Not saying I like it, not saying I hate it. He obviously thinks he's very Reznor influenced, and I'm not sure how I feel about that

Regardless, he doesn't completely suck (well, that track at least. He has some absolute garbage on his channel, but I'm sure we've all written bad songs).

And making fun of Djent is fun. Don't be a hater

*The Dimebag and Zakk fan runs off

 

[morrowcosom]

The first band I thought of when the song started was Vildjharta.

 

[Azathoth43]

I would never give fucks about what another "musician" thought of my music. We are far to egotistical / competitive to give an honest to goodness critique of someone else's writing ability.

Some food for thought: Does not merely playing a genre of music, by definition, make you sound like other bands inside that genre? That is, how do you play, eg thrash music and not sound like you're a thrash band?

Loved the video, hope he makes a simuler one on deathgrind.

 

[wrongnote85]

Cadillac Snake Dream
Lyrics:
Breaking through chariots
Eating the grapes of wrath
Serpentine belt broke
All the fire

Coming to my senses again

Fingering fishy bones
I don't do what I'm asked
Hair totally a mess
Clean my room

Coming to my senses again
I can't breathe underwater
Bet you didn't know that

Clean my room

I found a picture of you in my wallet yesterday
Behind my mom's credit card
Max out the limit

fucking genius.