Djent tutorial (hilarious!)

[Ibanezrg560]

Should i be ashamed that i enjoyed the end track?

 

[ilyti]

Took me a while to work out if he was trolling or not... But now I'm not sure again

I'm just as lost as you. I thought this guy was serious about everything he was saying, and if that's so, it's funny as hell. Because I can picture a guy who looks exactly like him, with that guitar, in his mom's house, saying exactly those kinds of things.

But if he's trying to do dry humour, he's failing.

I can't believe people haven't started to mention the bunch of things the guy forgot, like:

-Include "Dubstep" sounds
-Claim you listen to "jazz" and include Allan Holdsworth-ish licks in your solos.
-Use a clean guitar interlude in just about every song you write (because you want to be melodic)
-Claim your song is different from all other djent-sounds out there.
-Play guitars you built/modded
-Use either SD 2.0 or .... Actually, use exclusively SD 2.0.

Probably because he doesn't listen to enough different djent bands or lurk sso to know the stuff we talk about.