It is quite possibly one of the dumbest sports controversies of all time and one of the dumbest controversies in general this year to date. That said, if Ted Wells is allowed to play the fallacious cui bono game, drawing specious conclusions based on perceived benefits, so can I: somehow, this is a story over what have been awesomely-unpredictable NHL and NBA postseasons and a fascinating MLB season-the NFL has been awfully good at controlling the 24-hour sports news cycle in the offseason. Hmmm...