Easily the funniest ebay listing I've ever seen.

[MikeAlustrium]

Feast your eyes on this baby. The listing reads "one of a kind" as well as "hand made" and "made in the USA"

While I do believe all of these claims to be true, I laughed my ass off at the product in question being marketed by those terms. I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did

here is the listing:
Mahogany Body Jackson Kelly Hand Made One of A Kind Made in USA | eBay

 

[anthonyferguson]

God I can't wait for my creativity to shine through.

 

[BillNephew]

$0.99 for firewood is pretty cheap, so I might just get in on this...

 

[Force]

If God exists, this proves he is a wanker for allowing such things to happen.

This guy needs to stay away from guitars.....................& animals.

 

[skeels]

The possibilities are endless!

When you are finished nobody on earth will have a guitar like you!

Oh, thank the gods!

 

[Tommy]

I wonder if mahogany burns well?

 

[BillNephew]

If he already finished it with something oil based, you can be damn sure it will burn well

 

[tedtan]

Thanks for the laugh, FadexToxBlack81.

 

[TVasquez96]

These kinds of things just keep getting worse and worse every time

 

[Discoqueen]

SWEET! I can even set up 'Bill me Later' for it, too?? Hell yeah.

 

[JoeChugs]

SWEET! I can even set up 'Bill me Later' for it, too?? Hell yeah.

Yea 12 installments of $0.0825 before the interest kicks in

 

[Ironbird]

I have to credit the poster for thinking about it before we did:

Cheap even if you just use it for firewood.

 

[Manhell]

Still better than DeVries...

 

[Quitty]

His wife would likely miss that closet.

EDIT: i was joking, originally, but you can actually spot the handle hole in the back. Oh dear.

 

[EcoliUVA]

The hell did he use to make this thing, a swiss army knife?

Also, I'd rather wait for the wide neck version.

 

[isispelican]

nice, what is it?

 

[epsylon]

This, my friends, is a shovel.

 

[Sunyata]

"one of a kind" and "hand made"

Two of the most misleading terms ever. 99.999999% of the time you see one or both of these terms, you know it's going to be bad...

 

[Alberto7]

It's not all that bad. It's even within his scope of expectation that somebody might use it for firewood. And, like BillNephew said, 99 cents for firewood is really cheap.

 

[Konfyouzd]

So... Just as you can sue for anything in America... You can apparently sell ANYTHING on ebay... I've seen jars of air that were supposedly celebrities' breath on there before too.

I'd support someone buying this over a jar of funky mouth air...