Epic mockup thread of mythical ERGs that you know would never happen but you GAS For

[AeonSolus]

[action=AeonSolus]gasps for air after saying all that[/action]

Long thread name, i know, Trust me, it'll worth it

The Parker HellFly
(Yes, it is photoshopped Sadly )

The Petrucci BFR F1-8

Shoot your mythical GAS Of doomage!

 

[Fler]

This thread must forever contain victory. As obviously photoshopped as that Parker is, I splooged.

 

[lewbob]

That parker

 

[Konfyouzd]

those are both sexy. i do not wield the power of the mighty photoshop but i can describe it to you... a KE-7 w/ a fuckin' trem!

 

[Pingu]

I'm impressed at the quality of these Photoshop's. On the Parker the only off thing I could find was at the bottom where it's a little uneven.

 

[phaeded0ut]

You got me with the Parker... Sigh... Unfortunately, they aren't even considering a 7-string, let alone an 8. <Sniffle... Sniffle...>

Would have to add a Steinberger GL7AT-8 (8-string, all graphite neck and body, Humbucker-Single-Humbucker with active electronics and a TransTrem). Then again, the same in a 16-string (like a 12-string guitar) GL7A-16 would equally be beyond awesome. Sigh...

Ok, I have to add them, Gibson ES-175D-8 and a Gibson ES-175D-16...

 

[pink freud]

8 string Vigier Surfreter. That low F# on a metal fretboard, epic.

 

[guitarbuilder93]

pretty shit photoshop o' mine, but i think we all know what this is anyway

 

[MaxOfMetal]

I'd love to see an 8-string Les Paul Custom with a true TOM/ST set-up. I also agree with Pheaded, some ES-8s would be awesome. There are simply no "classy" 8s in production.

 

[CAPTAIN SARG]

i wanna see an iceman 8 or an esp v 8 put into production

 

[signalgrey]

the xiphos looks a bit awkward with the 8 string neck. like it ate too much pizza. hahaha.

Fender Jazzmaster 7 string baritone. yes please.

 

[Randy]

the xiphos looks a bit awkward with the 8 string neck. like it ate too much pizza. hahaha.

So in other words, the perfect Dino Cazares Signature Model.

 

[CrushingAnvil]

So in other words, the perfect Dino Cazares Signature Model.

I don't dig 8 strings at all but that photoshop Xiphos would be awesome just to own - can't someone stretch it on photoshop? 25.5" scale 8 string = Mess.

 

[Dusty201087]

So in other words, the perfect Dino Cazares Signature Model.

Oh dude, low blow

 

[thewildturkey]

i wanna see an iceman 8 or an esp v 8 put into production

I'm pretty sure meshuggah got some iceman 8's, but they like their RGs better so they stuck with them. i think they like the bridge better or somthing....

theres photos on the forum somewhere.

 

[Explorer]

Please, please rock on with an eight-string mockup of the Steinberger Transcale ST-2FPA guitar...

...and the Transcale Demon...

...both being baritone guitars with built-in capos and piezo bridges.

Let the righteousness of these mockups circle the byways of the Internet, sparking uninformed rumor, until the manufacturers are forced by popular acclaim to produce these most excellent of instruments. Let the Parker HellFly become a reality, and all other worthy contenders.

 

[AeonSolus]

Aparently the japs got it first

Les torche Paul

I sensored the heastock because it came failtastic

 

[GazPots]

Missed a tuner buddy. There's only 7 tuners!!


This thread is made of win though.


That'd be the only parker id ever buy. It suits 8 strings.

 

[chimp_spanner]

ERG...DeVries style!!! I'm in a rush, so it's the best I can do right now.

 

[Fred the Shred]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Yes, nothing like a custom POS-888 from the man who creaets the ultimate live metal guitar which will sound like shit in the studio!