Epic mockup thread of mythical ERGs that you know would never happen but you GAS For

[hufschmid]

ERG...DeVries style!!! I'm in a rush, so it's the best I can do right now.

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[MF_Kitten]

HAHAHA! that one is just EPIC!

i´d die for a reverse headstock RG/RGA 8 string with 30" scale and good humbuckers. and a trans black quilted maple top, or maybe redburst/bloodburst with quilted maple top. and with a faux natural binding and natural back. ash or alder body.

that´s one of way too many ideas i can come up with

 

[hufschmid]

 

[MF_Kitten]

those are, in fact, the tools he uses for his guitar, hanging from his face

 

[phaeded0ut]

Just say, "NO!!!!" to that Avon lady. Damn!

 

[pink freud]

The more I look at it,
the more I like it.
I do think it's good.

 

[chimp_spanner]

I'll actually attempt a serious one later, honest

I did, however, forget to mention that the low string on the POS888 is tuned to SATAN, and will spawn a Hell Mouth when played.

That Steinberger 8 is yummy. As much as I think guitars can be beautiful, artistic things...I'm also quite a big fan of functional form. I mean it just looks hi-tech. Like the standard issue guitar for Space Marines or something.

Not sure which type I'll try now...hmmm.....

**Edit: Morten - I actually started looking at RGA's before I decided I didn't have enough time and so made a DeVries instead. Come to think about it, that's probably the rational behind his guitars

 

[MF_Kitten]

**Edit: Morten - I actually started looking at RGA's before I decided I didn't have enough time and so made a DeVries instead. Come to think about it, that's probably the rational behind his guitars

haha! like any amount of time would help him make a decent guitar

i keep thinking of an 8 string fireman too, and... well, just about an 8 string anything

 

[Hollowway]

ERG...DeVries style!!! I'm in a rush, so it's the best I can do right now.

That is easily the funniest post I have ever seen on the internet! Everybody at work thinks I'm a loon! You sir, need to be a comedy writer. Thanks for making my day!

 

[chimp_spanner]

*^^* Aww well I'm glad it gave you a chuckle! I'll do a serious one next, promise! Wish I could 3D model well enough to just make my own. I only do spaceships and cityscapes haha. A two trick pony you might say.

 

[pink freud]

A new contender:

Electric Guitars ? Carbon Fiber Electric Guitar ? Blade Guitar | Composite Electrics

Beyond awesome. I instantly gassed for it.

 

[chimp_spanner]

Ohhh man......that's beautiful! Kinda looks like your car in NFS once you've unlocked all the cool parts and gone apeshit with the carbon fiber! All it needs is neons...

 

[Arteriorrhexis]

I'd like to see/have an 8 string Ibanez S series

 

[Hollowway]

A new contender:

Electric Guitars ? Carbon Fiber Electric Guitar ? Blade Guitar | Composite Electrics

Beyond awesome. I instantly gassed for it.

Yeah, but instead of "No wood" they should write "No upper fret access." What up with that lower horn?

 

[CAPTAIN SARG]

I'd like to see/have an 8 string Ibanez S series

if it happens the jizz will never stop flowing

 

[AeonSolus]

Behold the epic...30" Inch Saber!

 

[Dusty201087]

ERG...DeVries style!!! I'm in a rush, so it's the best I can do right now.

The thing is, I read the picture before your post and wasn't surprised that his 8's would look so bad. Then I looked at the picture and your post a bit more and realized he hasn't yet destroyed an 8 string

 

[Galius]

I made this awhile back when I was still playing my Damien 7 and flirting with the idea of getting an 8. I probly wouldnt want it now though LOL

 

[Bungle]

I was thinking the Ibby S 8 string would be better off with an SA style body (and perhaps an SZ style headstock). The S7s are already a bit neck heavy, so more mass in the body would be a Very Good Thing IMO.

 

[pink freud]

I was thinking the Ibby S 8 string would be better off with an SA style body (and perhaps an SZ style headstock). The S7s are already a bit neck heavy, so more mass in the body would be a Very Good Thing IMO.

Just make the body out of a really heavy wood