Fred the Shred
Shrederick
To be honest, should they ever go "man, it's really time to up the QC and raise the prices accordingly so this stops being a shitshow" I can see hordes of dudes that would never buy one even before whining about the prices anyway, and since people seem keen on paying the Tesselating Hack, it's not like there's any motivation to do so, seeing as a) he doesn't give a fuck and b) people are giving him money anyway.