"Beginners Bible Coloring Book"...confusing the shit out of kids!I want a guitar in omnipotent yellow!
Even though we know Dinosaurs survived the flood...
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"Beginners Bible Coloring Book"...confusing the shit out of kids!I want a guitar in omnipotent yellow!
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Trespass
AEADGBEA
Thats fucking awesome
Yee haw goddamnit!
noodles
Contributor
I require a Flesh of Christ crayon.
ire_works
Djent ,Djent ,Djent
Behemoth Blue?
FortePenance
Well-Known Member
Raptor Jesus 
That is before the accident that merged Jesus DNA with Raptor DNA
That is before the accident that merged Jesus DNA with Raptor DNA
Accident?
Oh wait yeah, you mean when they both went out together got hammered and the condom broke.
Walking on water, feeding 5,000 with a tin of John Smith's and a loaf of Kingsmill, empregnating prehistoric reptiles...yep, that Jesus (or "Johnny God" as he liked to be called) was quite the guy.
.....Replace Jesus with Chuck Norris. I command it.
That's good stuff.
No, this isn't 2006
You're right, it's 2008. Now replace Jesus with Chuck Norris, damn it!!
TheHandOfStone
E♭M7(♭5)
Wow, it's Dinochrist!
Time doesn't matter to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris IS time.
DavyH
Elderly juvenile
How can Chuck Norris BE time if he kicks time's arse?
Where does one order a copy of this colouring book? My sister's kids haven't outgrown crayons yet.
