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And, like I said, since SSS Strats are routed HSH under the pickguard, you can buy a SSS or SSH and rewire it the other way easily enough.
If you're handy with a soldering iron it's a pretty easy swap - I have two strats, but my first, a '97 American Standard, currently has a SSS pickguard with Suhr ML Standards and a single volume and tone, but it's a matter of just popping out the trem, unscrewing the pickguard, and desooldering the ground and hot and then I can just as quickly install a SSH with an Area 67 neck, 61 middle, and AT-1 humbucker in the bridge to completely change the sound of the guitar. Probably 10-15 minutes, including a bit of time to rebalance the trem since I have it set to float.