Fortune Cookies

[Mr. Big Noodles]

I found these tidbits wisdom of recently:

"Courage comes through suffering."

"Cookies go stale. Fortunes are forever."

 

[AngstRiddenDreams]

Dream job: Writing fortune cookies. "Today it is in your better judgement to go fuck yourself."

 

[Mr. Big Noodles]

 

[Stealthdjentstic]

"Fuck schecterwhore's mom"


I swear i got it

 

[Mr. Big Noodles]

You should know that my parents share everything equally.

 

[Mindcrime1204]

"That wasnt chicken."

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

"That wasnt chicken."

WIN.

"Everyone that talks to you today is an imposter, purchase a rifle."

 

[Explorer]

I wish to announce that I've tried to rep SW three times in the past day and have been denied. That's good news for the rest of you, as I'll have to start spreading rep around like spreading seed on the lawn.

You should know that my parents share everything equally.

This little gem brings me back to the topic, in that although fortune cookies were invented in America, the following insult used to be common in China (I can't say about the present):

Call me father.

SW has managed to evoke that memory, and I salute him.

*laugh*

 

[Mr. Big Noodles]

That's an interesting bit of culture.

I found a weird one at the bottom of a drawer today:
"Q. What is K.M.S.? A. Keep Mouth Shut, the golden rule."

 

[mikeYekim]

I just got 'Lucky is coming your way' over the weekend and last year I got one completely blank. WTF does blank mean?!?

 

[lobee]

I just got 'Lucky is coming your way' over the weekend and last year I got one completely blank. WTF does blank mean?!?

Blank means that you write your own fortune. Well played, fortune cookie fortune writer. That's deep.