Fuck Canada

[Vince]

http://gorillamask.net/dionjacko.shtml

Holy shit I'm blind. That's the worst crap I've ever seen or heard.

 

[Chris D]

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Naren]

Wow... I'm going to go wash my eyes out with Drano.

 

[Shawn]

That's crazy.

 

[darren]

I think "Fuck Canada" is misplaced sentiment.

"Fuck Las Vegas" would be more appropriate. Ms. Dion has now officially entered the "Fat Elvis" phase of her career.

 

[Chris D]

Haha! ( awaiting her imminent ballooning & death on toilet )

 

[Metal Ken]

I think "Fuck Canada" is misplaced sentiment.

"Fuck Las Vegas" would be more appropriate. Ms. Dion has now officially entered the "Fat Elvis" phase of her career.

THEY SPAWNED HER! THEY TAKE THE BLAME!

 

[eleven59]

Hey, we have already apologized for Celine Dion.

 

[Chris D]

That is no longer enough, only swift assasination will suffice.

 

[Metal Ken]

Montreal, Quebec, The Home of Cryptopsy, shall be spared. The rest shall be sacrificed!

 

[cadenhead]

She looks like Wierd Al from the "Fat" video!

 

[Vince]

Hey, we have already apologized for Celine Dion.

not enough, and no Shania Twain and Pam Anderson aren't enough, either. Don't forget, you exported Brian Adams too, and you're still in shit for that one

 

[Christopher]

You know Canada has sent over some of it's real gems (sarcastic) but I don't think we can blame them for any more than I'm sure we've sent to them from our way.

 

[Corey Smith]

But rush, triumph, and james labrie almost make up for it.

 

[Metal Ken]

Rush is cool. But i dunno,man. James Labrie?
If Cryptopsy cant make up for it, no one can ;p

 

[WayneCustom7]

http://gorillamask.net/dionjacko.shtml

Holy shit I'm blind. That's the worst crap I've ever seen or heard.

I don't see what Celine Dion has to do with the title of this thread...that's offensive...I would never curse the US even after the death of our soldiers at the hands of your pilots, fighting your war...I think that title should be removed

 

[Vince]

I don't see what Celine Dion has to do with the title of this thread...that's offensive...I would never curse the US even after the death of our soldiers at the hands of your pilots, fighting your war...I think that title should be removed

Dude, chill. We're all friends here. Take a joke.

 

[Kevan]

Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.

Ya know, in Vegas they like it when you drink. I'd certainly be calling for doubles of Jack & Coke during each verse. Wouldn't you?


There have been a few good musical exports from the Great White North:
- Bryan Adams (love him or hate him, the boy can write a song)
- Rush
- Triumph
- Alannah Miles (well, her rack at least)

"The C Word"- her new name in the music world- is pretty creepy in her regular life.
- She married her manager; a man more than 30 years older than her.
- She saved a couple of his loads and microwaved them later to produce twins.
Like they say, truth is way stranger than fiction.

I agree that the thread title could be changed. Something like "SPAWN OF SATAN CAUGHT ON VIDEO" would work much better.

 

[eleven59]

Yeah, she sucks...why do you think we sent her to you guys?

 

[Metal Ken]

I don't see what Celine Dion has to do with the title of this thread...that's offensive...I would never curse the US even after the death of our soldiers at the hands of your pilots, fighting your war...I think that title should be removed

Celine Dione is from Canada. Thats the joke. Like vince said, its nothing to be offended over ;p