Hair n' metal

[uncle_sprinter]

They're actually very lightweight.

Well then you can't rely on your boot's weight to crush your battle opponent's balls, you'll have to rely on brute force alone.

 

[ZEBOV]

Relying on brute force alone has worked while wearing Airwalks. Having me kick your ribs is about the same as getting hit in the ribs by a baseball bat. One kick, and they drop like a sack of potatoes. That might have something to do with riding bicycles since I was 4 years old. 100 miles in one day isn't very hard.

 

[Stealthtastic]

Kerry king doesn't need the hair anymore, he beard bangs.

 

[rectifryer]

 

[ZEBOV]

t3h br00t4lz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!