HAPPY RAPTURE!
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MikeH
Bring the gain
I don't feel dead. 
Kurkkuviipale
Another Sinking ....
I'm all fine, haha the judgement dAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHATISTAHTAAAAAAAAASOMEONECALL911ÄPA;WEFPAK
Leuchty
Previously CYBERSYN
Still here.
Prydogga
Giddyup.
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I must have missed all the earthquakes through excessive vodka.
Guess we're all dead now innit?
Guess we're all dead now innit?
Jakke
Pretty wisdomous
Guess we're all dead now innit?
I don't think so, but I have been wrong in the past, so I wouldn't take my word for it
Prydogga
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Well I feel dead, but I don't think TEH RAPETURZ had anything to do with it...
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Dragonblade629
I realised something earlier today; Even if the rapture were to be today, if it were as predicted by the guy who predicted it, earthquakes, I would be totally safe. You see, Florida is on an extremely large layer of very pourous limestone, which has the interesting ability of dampening earthquakes, so much so that the 2006 earthquake in the Gulf of Mexico(6 mag. I think) off the Tampa Bay area only made waves in swimming pools and made somethings fall of shelves in places closer to the west coast.
In other words, everyone would have come here if they didn't already die.
In other words, everyone would have come here if they didn't already die.
Mordacain
Formerly 1-watt brigadier
Quick note -
Today was just supposed to be the rapture, not judgement day.
That apparently happens on Oct 11.
Today was just supposed to be the rapture, not judgement day.
That apparently happens on Oct 11.
ZXIIIT
XIII
Oh no !
White Cluster
Gives Life Meaning
Emo Rapture--"I'm dead...on the inside"
GuitaristOfHell
The Optimist Prime.
Now they're saying 9. I'll see you all later at 9:01 PM lol.
Psychobuddy
edxgxsrfrz
Guise I died in an earthquake...
then I realized I just fell down and there was no Rapture.
then I realized I just fell down and there was no Rapture.
SenorDingDong
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I guess I have a lot of checking in to do, as they keep changing the time. So, basically, maybe God should call it a sick day and come back another time?
Ckackley
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*In Monty Pythonesque voice" Not dead yet ..
SenorDingDong
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If I get raptured, I am going to scream "It's only a flesh wound!"
CrushingAnvil
Ironically enough, now in Jesus Land
You can all punch me in the face if the world ends within the next 24 hours.
Psychobuddy
edxgxsrfrz
Oh still here....
or am I?
or am I?
SenorDingDong
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Bro, not cool, did Jesus get stuck in traffic?
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Dragonblade629
I'm going to hold you to that, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
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