Horrible Guitar Land!

[hufschmid]

...and these.

 

[hufschmid]

The epic thread winner

 

[hufschmid]

 

[hufschmid]

anybody interested?

RARE OLD KRAFTSMAN SQUARE GUITAR-NO RSV.-ONLY $49.95!!! on eBay (end time 17-Aug-09 04:07:08 BST)

 

[MF_Kitten]

that blue gnarly one up there seems to be using steinberger tuners. or am i seeing wrong?

i would so love to own some of these guitars, and use them on stage, just because they are fucking ugly as fuck

 

[hufschmid]

yeah stainberger tuners but set into an ugly headstock

 

[hufschmid]

and a lipstick finish

 

[hufschmid]

 

[MF_Kitten]

what the hell is that top one?

 

[hufschmid]

what the hell is that top one?

I hope this does not become the new guitar hero guitar

 

[Cheesebuiscut]

yeah what is that top one? it looks pretty interesting, it has chambers for each individual string!

curiouser and curiouser.

 

[hufschmid]

 

[Empryrean]

Cause, guitars are meant to shoot bullets^

 

[hufschmid]

We have an epic winner here

The christocaster

Christocaster Guitar
Built in fall of 2004 and winter of 2005
Neck: Harmony 1980s, salvaged from pawn shop fire at 63rd and Kedzie
Body: Pine organ pipes 1880s / Pickup: Hagstrom 1960s
Bridge: Japan 1970s / . Tailpiece: Gibson 1950s or 60s
Volume: Bakelite chicken knob 1950s

 

[Mattmc74]

^

 

[yingmin]

Is that a fucking electric bouzouki?

A little ostentatious, perhaps, but I think it actually looks pretty good. And I usually think abalone is too much.

The epic thread winner

Why do you hate freedom?

Also, I don't think anybody would hold it against you if you didn't use the puke emoticon in every post.

 

[hufschmid]

Also, I don't think anybody would hold it against you if you didn't use the puke emoticon in every post.

 

[chimp_spanner]

This thread is amazing - Huff: what is that first guitar? And am I a bad person for actually liking it? I'm a giant nerd so anything techy looking kinda does it for me haha.

Now I don't know quite why Adam Black guitars upset me so - I think it's because there's something so subtly yet vitally wrong with them that just makes them ugly. It's like whoever designed it kinda maybe saw what may or may not have been a guitar this one time, and then based it on that.

http://www.guitarampkeyboard.com/photo.php?id=78545

It's like an SG that ate too many burgers and let itself go. Not on the scale of absurdity as the other offerings here, and some people might even like it but it's still one I go to when I want to show people what a good guitar doesn't look like.

 

[MetalGravy]

Speaking of SG absurdity, NEW AT GUITAR CENTER!!!!

Maybe we should just have a separate thread for horrible guitars from Gibson?

Also, I agree with you on the first one that Hufschmid posted, it looks like someone made a guitar out of a radio

 

[chimp_spanner]

Hahaha it looks like someone ripped its skin off and left all the muscle exposed. I can almost hear it screaming "kill me...........kill me now!"