matt397
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So yesterday I'm coming home from work an I check the mail an I see a large envelope from the Family Responsibility Office, these people are in charge of enforcing payment of child support and everything involved. That didn't surprise me too much as I have a daughter from another relationship which I have full custody of, I figured maybe they tracked down the mother an got her to start paying support. WRONG
The letter stated that I owe child support to some woman half way across the country (Nova Scotia) and that my only option is to immediately start paying support or face 1) having my wages garnished 2) having my drivers license revoked 3) Jail time
Of course in a sweating, near tears, hyperventilating panic I call the case worker and lose my god damn mind. After 20 minutes, and almost losing my voice from screaming at this brain dead $15 an hour phone jockey who doesnt give a shit an doesn't believe a word coming out of my mouth the only thing I gained out of that conversation was in 2008 some chick in Nova Scotia went to the courts looking for her "baby daddy so she can get hers, ya herd ?" and the courts in there infinite wisdom found a list of people named Mathew Cheverie, and sent me a request to appear in court. I never received that letter. Because I did not respond to any correspondence some brain dead retard decided that was good enough to place a court order against me to pay support. Fast forward 3 years FRO tracks me down an sends me the paper work to start paying.
It took the Canadian government and several 3rd party agencies 3 or more years to track down 1 Mathew Cheverie that doesn't even live in the same province as the baby momma. I spent 10 goddamn minutes on google and 5 minutes on facebook to track down 1) The *afro-canadian* Mother with her very *afro-canadian* daughter 2) The very *afro-canadian* Mathew Cheverie with pictures of him an his 3 or 4 or 5 year old daughter.
So now because my government is a giant FAIL full of halfwits an retards, I am faced with spending $1000's of extremely hard earned money on blood sucking lazy lawyers that are damned sure to take there sweet time doing anything about this and to top it off I have to start paying support.
Oh and yes I contacted the father via facebook and his response to me was " There is nothing "I" can do about this, hopefully you don't have the same middle name as me either haha"
I so badly wished this guy lived in the same province as me, I can be pretty persuasive when backed into a corner.
If any of you are lawyers an want to help a brother out, PM my sorry ass.
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The letter stated that I owe child support to some woman half way across the country (Nova Scotia) and that my only option is to immediately start paying support or face 1) having my wages garnished 2) having my drivers license revoked 3) Jail time
Of course in a sweating, near tears, hyperventilating panic I call the case worker and lose my god damn mind. After 20 minutes, and almost losing my voice from screaming at this brain dead $15 an hour phone jockey who doesnt give a shit an doesn't believe a word coming out of my mouth the only thing I gained out of that conversation was in 2008 some chick in Nova Scotia went to the courts looking for her "baby daddy so she can get hers, ya herd ?" and the courts in there infinite wisdom found a list of people named Mathew Cheverie, and sent me a request to appear in court. I never received that letter. Because I did not respond to any correspondence some brain dead retard decided that was good enough to place a court order against me to pay support. Fast forward 3 years FRO tracks me down an sends me the paper work to start paying.
It took the Canadian government and several 3rd party agencies 3 or more years to track down 1 Mathew Cheverie that doesn't even live in the same province as the baby momma. I spent 10 goddamn minutes on google and 5 minutes on facebook to track down 1) The *afro-canadian* Mother with her very *afro-canadian* daughter 2) The very *afro-canadian* Mathew Cheverie with pictures of him an his 3 or 4 or 5 year old daughter.
So now because my government is a giant FAIL full of halfwits an retards, I am faced with spending $1000's of extremely hard earned money on blood sucking lazy lawyers that are damned sure to take there sweet time doing anything about this and to top it off I have to start paying support.
Oh and yes I contacted the father via facebook and his response to me was " There is nothing "I" can do about this, hopefully you don't have the same middle name as me either haha"
I so badly wished this guy lived in the same province as me, I can be pretty persuasive when backed into a corner.
If any of you are lawyers an want to help a brother out, PM my sorry ass.
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