How to totally screw up your new Ford GT with 9 miles on the ODO

[Mastodon]

That guys car is now F.ound O.n R.oad D.ead

Ooh nice anagram.

 

[Jason]

That anagram is very old

 

[bostjan]

How is that an anagram?

 

[Mastodon]

How is that an anagram?

It's sorta like an anagram.

 

[Nats]

he shoulda stuck with front wheel drive

 

[bostjan]

Acronym or anagram?

Acronym: Tank Automotive Command = Tacom
Anagram: One plus twelve = two plus eleven

 

[Leon]

Fix Or Repair Daily

 

[Ken]

Fix Or Repair Daily

F.irst O.n R.ace D.ay

You can't blame this cluster fuck on Ford. Say what you want, I don't see any other US automakers putting out a true exotic sports car (spare me the comparisons to Corvettes and Vipers. Not even in the same league. Think Ferrari, Lamborghini and Bugatti)

 

[Shawn]

Fucking Owners Really Dumb, I work at a Chevy Dealership and I drive a Ford so I hear the jokes all the time. My boss said that to me once...that and Fag Or Retard Driving.

It's funny though, I bought my Stang through them and they do sell Fords here and there but they are pro GM and the Ford jokes get old. I dont care though, it's all in good fun.

 

[Ken]

Fucking Owners Really Dumb, I work at a Chevy Dealership and I drive a Ford so I hear the jokes all the time. My boss said that to me once...that and Fag Or Retard Driving.

It's funny though, I bought my Stang through them and they do sell Fords here and there but they are pro GM and the Ford jokes get old. I dont care though, it's all in good fun.

True, that. I work at a Ford dealership, and I used to drive a Chevy. At least you had some new algorithms, I mean, Acronyms.

 

[FoxMustang]

I can take ribbing from Chevy guys, it's those Mopar weirdos that get under my skin

 

[Kevan]

Acronym Fun:
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Anagram Fun:
mom
boob
level
a man a plan a canal panama

...it's those Mopar weirdos that get under my skin

It's always nice to be noticed....and dealt with via a medicated creme.

 

[Nats]

Heh heh...close, but street legal.


I agree with the others: Put the GT on your trailer and haul it to the track. Be an idiot there instead.

a Lightning? a SRT-10 truck?

 

[Kevan]

a SRT-10 truck?

We have a winner!

 

[garcia3441]

Heh, this reminds me of something I saw on "Geraldo at Large" last week.

This suave millionair dude was racing down the West Coast Highway with some mega expensive car of which only 400 existed and lost control and hit a pole or tree (his car was parallel to the object) and sheered the car right in half (front end and tail end seperated at about the mid point of the car)

I remember seeing that. It was a million dollar Ferrari Enzo

 

[7 Dying Trees]

oh dear... reminds me of when a friend of mine made a mistake during a track day with his pride and joy, a lotus elise (nice car, does have a good turn of speed) and rear ended it.

The unforttunate thing is that with astuff like that, as my friend found out, the car can be a total write off if the chasis gets twisted (or something like that). Needless to say, and despite being insured, he was gutted.

 

[Regor]

www.wreckedexotics.com

Enjoy!

 

[Drew]

www.wreckedexotics.com

Enjoy!

I stumbled across that once - it's strangely entrancing, much like watching open surgery.

 

[bostjan]

Acronym Fun:
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Anagram Fun:
mom
boob
level
a man a plan a canal panama

You mean palindromes? I'm totally confused now!

 

[Kevan]

Sorry- I always get anagrams and palindromes mixed up.
Take 2.....

Acronym:
FUBAR
(first letter(s) of each word spell another 'word')

Anagram:
cinema = iceman
(re-arrange the all the letters to form a different word)

Palindrome:
a man a plan a canal panama
(is the same forward as it is backwards)

And a sentence from what we've learned from today's lesson:
"That Ford GT is pretty much FUBAR."