I want Jeff Loomis' Hair!

[CentaurPorn]

Did you really just dig up a thread about someones hair??

 

[TheMightyRunt]

Did you really just dig up a thread about someones hair??

Yes.

 

[caughtinamosh]

Yes.

Why? That, and your location (both immature and grammatically wrong) suggests to me that we have yet *another* hopeless n00b on our hands.

 

[CrushingAnvil]

Why? That, and your location (both immature and grammatically wrong) suggests to me that we have yet *another* hopeless n00b on our hands.

Immature, yes. Grammatically incorrect, no. In the U.K, Australia and New Zealand It is spelt 'Mum'.

 

[Dave]

To be grammatically correct there needs to be an apostrophe in there....

 

[CrushingAnvil]

To be grammatically correct there needs to be an apostrophe in there....

Ahhhh dang skippy!

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

Here's some pics of my long, luscious locks:

Me "playing" drums:

Me with a cigar in my mouth holding an old ass rifle:

This is what I do with it when I don't want to fuck around with brushing it out of the way all the time

I'm sure I've got others, I just found these ones from my last vacation

 

[CrushingAnvil]

Congratulations JJ, you have exactly the same hair as me.

 

[Daemoniac]

Should my hair start to leave... it's ALL going. As soon as I notice.

If i ever start to lose my hair, whatever is left is going into one giant dreadlock


Also, my hair is currently just above arse-length. Been growing it for 5 years

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

Congratulations JJ, you have exactly the same hair as me.

High five!

If i ever start to lose my hair, whatever is left is going into one giant dreadlock


Also, my hair is currently just above arse-length. Been growing it for 5 years

If I start to go bald I'm rocking the fucking skullet until it gets way too haggard, then when I cut it I'm going to rock a mullet for a week or so.

 

[Daemoniac]

A dreadlock or i'll just shave the remaining hair into little circular patches randomly dispersed all over my head and grow it like that

 

[Methilde]

When I want the loomis hair, I put a lot of braids in it (about 10) and then make it wet and add a bit of mousse for fixation. Next morning undo the braids and comb the hair carefully. Tadah, loomis hair

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

But you're a chick, you know how to braid hair and stuff, I'm assuming most guys don't

 

[Konfyouzd]

my hair is far too awesome for me to want anyone else's... at least to me it is

But you're a chick, you know how to braid hair and stuff, I'm assuming most guys don't

I do

EDIT: SHO NUUUUUUUUUUUFF!!!

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

Sorry.

I'm assuming straight men don't know how to braid hair.