Ibanez craigslist gold (Idiot content)

[will_shred]

"RARE INDONESIAN MADE,TOP OF THE LINE model,, MINT 2011 Ibanez RG470-MHZ Mahogany Guitar: NOT a newer cheapy MOL model, This was Special ordered with the Floyd Rose Edge 3 Zero II system right from the Ibanez factory"

"Professional luthier setup (cost me an additional $100.00 for setup), this is a MUST SEE,MUST PLAY, STAGE READY guitar, absolutely ready for the most demanding professional..... NO DISAPPOINTMENTS. . THIS WAS $1,028.00 with the tax, for just the guitar ALONE, It IS in absolutely BRAND NEW condition, not 1 flaw, scratch, dent, ding, NOT 1 MARK ANYWHERE on it. NO WEAR WHATSOEVER on frets or anywhere else. Guitar comes with a Peavey Super hard shell case with storage compartment in the middle, case alone is worth $200.....THIS IS NOT ONE OF THE CHEAPER JUNK MODELS OF THIS GUITAR, THAT ARE MADE WITH ONLY A WIZARD II NECK, CHEAPY BRIDGES, OR THE CHEAPY PICKUPS THE CHEAPY VERSIONS DID COME WITH........THIS ONE WAS SPECIAL ORDERED RIGHT FROM IBANEZ THROUGH THE GUITAR FACTORY, AND IS FULLY LOADED WITH THE BEST OF EVERY SINGLE OPTION EVER OFFERED ON THIS GUITAR, THIS IS THE "HOLY GRAIL"

FOR SALE: IBANEZ RG470MHZ -RARE! -LOOK!

 

[jeleopard]

Jesus wall of text.

But yea, that price is a little... um... high...

 

[will_shred]

Jesus wall of text.

But yea, that price is a little... um... high...

I just found it funny how this guy was trying to make it seem like a good deal, maybe I should email him and see how he replies?

 

[Devyn Eclipse Nav]

THIS IS NOT ONE OF THE CHEAPER JUNK MODELS OF THIS GUITAR, THAT ARE MADE WITH ONLY A WIZARD II NECK, CHEAPY BRIDGES, OR THE CHEAPY PICKUPS THE CHEAPY VERSIONS DID COME WITH........THIS ONE WAS SPECIAL ORDERED RIGHT FROM IBANEZ THROUGH THE GUITAR FACTORY, AND IS FULLY LOADED WITH THE BEST OF EVERY SINGLE OPTION EVER OFFERED ON THIS GUITAR, THIS IS THE "HOLY GRAIL"]

>Doesn't have "cheapy" pickups
>Loaded with INF pickups

Wat

 

[TheWarAgainstTime]

What a fool

Shit, I would have easily gone as high as $1000 for it. C'mon, direct from the factory, holy grail, top of the line, Indo-made, ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME, no cheapy ANYTHING with a pro setup AND a bass guitar case?? He clearly has no idea of the hit he's taking on it

But for real, hit this guy up, act like you've bought into the crap, meet up with him, and give him the most ghetto bitchslap you can muster.

 

[Leuchty]

WHY IS HE YELLING!?!?!?!

 

[Hollowway]

The Peavey super hard shell case has a little storage comparment in the middle? What'll they think of next! I wonder if the case has a handle too. Ah, I'm just dreaming. No way they'd have both of those technological advances.

 

[Xaios]

Step 1) Arrange meeting.
Step 2) Pay cash for guitar.
Step 3) Remove guitar from case, and beat seller senseless with it.
Step 4) Take money back.
Step 5) Leave in a hovercraft.

 

[Alex6534]

Step 1) Arrange meeting.
Step 2) Pay cash for guitar.
Step 3) Remove guitar from case, and beat seller senseless with it.
Step 4) Take money back.
Step 5) Leave in a hovercraft.

Send Craigslist the bill for your services.

 

[projectjetfire]

I dont like hard cases, only super hard ones..

 

[thebunfather]

I don't know, guys. Seems legit....

 

[Cloudy]

why hasnt this been purchased yet? this is the deal of a life time.

 

[MaxOfMetal]

Nothing of sound mind has ever been said with that much capslock.

 

[Cloudy]

Nothing of sound mind has ever been said with that much capslock.

BUT ITS MUST PLAY MUST SEE STAGE READY

 

[Matthew]

Excellent! I've been meaning to get my hands on a high-end Ibanez for years now.

 

[Lifestalker]

Here we have a SUPER ULTRA MEGA RARE IBANEZ! G-G-G-GET IT WHILE YOU CAN! WILL NOT LAST AT THIS PRICE!

PEOPLE WILL BE BREAKING DOWN WALLS TO GET THIS GUITAR!

 

[Furtive Glance]

$100 for a setup wtf?

 

[UncurableZero]

Is it me or does this guy sound like an inbred redneck car dealer?

 

[jeleopard]

I emailed him and he has not emailed me back yet

 

[JoshuaVonFlash]

I want to see how far he goes to try and keep this up. I hope he replies.