Im drunk

[settite]

And I have a interview in 6 hours, what should I do?

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

Stay awake and drink a retarded amount of coffee. If you go to sleep, you're fucked. Take a shower and get cleaned up and try not to act drunk at the interview.

 

[Naren]

Well then... looks like you're fucked.

 

[XEN]

You mean a family member was just hospitalized and you need to reschedule, right? Huh???

 

[JPMDan]

Well then... looks like you're fucked.

Hate to say it but eric hit it on the spot. If you don't get the job then you know why.

 

[Metal Ken]

The only solution is to keep drinking and show up plastered.

 

[Naren]

The only solution is to keep drinking and show up plastered.

Or not show up at all.

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

I think if he stops drinking right away, pumps a fuck ton of water and coffee through his system and stays awake, he has a chance.

 

[settite]

The only solution is to keep drinking and show up plastered.

i like your idea, this is the 9th interview I have had with this company and I know I will get a job with them but I dont want to look like a complete bag if ass. I have a inside connection with the company....

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

Go for a jog or something dude, sweat the booze out, and shower like a motherfucker and brush your teeth really good so you don't smell like a bum. You can sober up in 6 hours (well, 4 now).

 

[Popsyche]

Go for a jog or something dude, sweat the booze out, and shower like a motherfucker and brush your teeth really good so you don't smell like a bum. You can sober up in 6 hours (well, 4 now).

^

Get as much alcohol out of your system as you can, and exercise is a great way to do it. brushing your teeth won't stop you from breathing out booze though. Lots of water and moderate excercise.

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

^

Get as much alcohol out of your system as you can, and exercise is a great way to do it. brushing your teeth won't stop you from breathing out booze though. Lots of water and moderate excercise.

But brushing your teeth can't hurt, especially if you've been chain smoking along with the drinking, if you're anything like me The exercise will help keep you awake. If you fall asleep you're fucked.

 

[Zepp88]

Puke, or something...that usually sobers me up...

 

[Popsyche]

But brushing your teeth can't hurt, especially if you've been chain smoking along with the drinking, if you're anything like me The exercise will help keep you awake. If you fall asleep you're fucked.

He should definitely brush his teeth like crazy, especially after that corn flake and garlic clove breakfast!

I know! Ask the interviewer out for Bloody Marys!

 

[JPMDan]

Sobered up yet? I doubt it, you're screwed man.

 

[SevenDeadly]

What is the interview for?

 

[Drew]

^

Get as much alcohol out of your system as you can, and exercise is a great way to do it. brushing your teeth won't stop you from breathing out booze though. Lots of water and moderate excercise.

Pretty much. Stop drinking, have a coffee and an orange juice, go for a run or a bike ride, take a shower, eat breakfast, do crunches or take a walk or somethiung, take another shower, then brusgh your teeth and hit the cologne.

More importantly, what the fuck were you doing up drinking till 6 before a 12 o'clockl interview? I don't even do that shit.

 

[Metal Ken]

Pretty much. Stop drinking, have a coffee and an orange juice, go for a run or a bike ride, take a shower, eat breakfast, do crunches or take a walk or somethiung, take another shower, then brusgh your teeth and hit the cologne.

More importantly, what the fuck were you doing up drinking till 6 before a 12 o'clockl interview? I don't even do that shit.

he's in AZ. its actually a 9 am interview ;p

 

[Grom]

I don't mean to be harsh, but if you get drunk just before a serious interview, you should begin to take your responsabilities bro ...

 

[Rick]

The only solution is to keep drinking and show up plastered.

Best idea to me.