(in your opinion) the worst specs you could imagine on a guitar.

[Solstafir]

Nice to see people creating more and more unproductive and useless threads...

 

[BenInKY]

Bridge: Saddles with adjustment screws that stab your hand, a non-recessed Tune-O-Matic way too high off the body, a vintage fender-style copy trem or any trem that just won't stay in tune.

Pickups: Any stock pickups "designed by EMG" or "Duncan Designed." Middle single coil pickup that gets in the way of picking.

Shape: Unbalanced and awkward, where you put on the guitar and the headstock goes straight to the floor, and it's impossible to play sitting down too. Something over-the-top made to look "mean" or "metal." No cut-away for the higher frets. Sharp edge with no place to rest your forearm.

Finish: Custom Rebel Flag graphic. Puke-yellow "aged" binding. "Relic'd" "First Act" logo on headstock.

Pick guard.

Body material: Acrylic (super-heavy, AND sounds like shit!)

Scale: Anything smaller than 24.75", 22 or less frets.

 

[failshredder]

An eight-string NOT set up for high A with four single-coils and a tone knob.

 

[ephrion]

Really, the answer is "anything with razors for fretwire".

 

[Sullen]

Bolt-on Basswood body with rosewood and dot inlays fretboard and flat black finish XD Oops!

 

[Necris]

6 piece ikea table top body, beech wood neck with a balsa wood fingerboard. Or just a balsa wood guitar.

 

[Knossos]

Any Gibson Les Paul Studio with bad quality control. Drives me up the wall.

 

[atbmsyl]

Anything by Devries

 

[Soopahmahn]

Nice to see people creating more and more unproductive and useless threads...

Nice to see people are always ready and waiting to give unproductive and useless comments.

BTW the hate on multi-piece bodies is quite unfair. What do you think a neck-through guitar is? Obviously the original comment was on using laminated plywood as a wood itself, which... would suck about as much as MDF.

 

[Cheesebuiscut]

 

[Bananalyze]

Two words: Acrylic Guitar.

 

[Snytbaggen]

[...] balsa wood fingerboard. Or just a balsa wood guitar.

I'm desperately trying to think of a way that makes that work at all

 

[pink freud]

I'm desperately trying to think of a way that makes that work at all

Structural reinforcement. Like Parker does.

 

[Vletrmx]

 

[Bungle]

Anything with "Devries" on the headstock

And/or anything with a "Rhythm in jump, dancing close to you" tremolo

 

[SPBY]

Bolt on
Body wood: driftwood
neck wood: driftwood
fretboard: paper
number of frets: 4
number of strings: 1
number of pickups: 5
2 tone x 2 volume
5 way switch
body shape: square
output jack location: on the headstock

 

[Customisbetter]

Mahogany

Set necks

TOM

Humbuckers

Reverse stocks

 

[Arminius]

Plain glossy black with no binding
One humbucker
ridiculous headstock
wannabe floyd
unless it has more than 8 strings, anything longer than 27" scale

 

[ry_z]

I realize that it's not really the specs, but

 

[6Christ6Denied6]

Mahogany

Set necks

TOM

Humbuckers

Reverse stocks

i hope your joking