Jerry Springer Calls!! What The *$#&()%#

[Rebelyellz]

It would suck if Jerry Springer called and wanted you on his show! Is my wife bi? My wife gay! My wife cheating?? My wife sold my guitars?? I lose 2 hours of my life everyday watching Springer,but im laughing my ass off.Im thinking my life isnt so bad after all,watching everything that Springer has on his show!! Ive seen worse things happen around here locally.Whats everybody think!! DONNIE

 

[Drew]

 

[Rick]

I was thinking the same thing.

Springer's turned into nothing but a joke.

 

[nitelightboy]

I actually used to like his show. Back before it turned into the abomination it is now.

 

[Naren]

I would absolutely refuse to be on his show. You know some bad shit is going down and you don't want to find out on national TV (on a show that I think only losers go on anyway).

 

[Snowman]

It would suck if Jerry Springer called and wanted you on his show! Is my wife bi? My wife gay! My wife cheating?? My wife sold my guitars?? I lose 2 hours of my life everyday watching Springer,but im laughing my ass off.Im thinking my life isnt so bad after all,watching everything that Springer has on his show!! Ive seen worse things happen around here locally.Whats everybody think!! DONNIE

Son, I hope you got your ears on, 'cause I got something you might wanna listen to. You keep posting trash like this, and regular folk start gettin' a notion that all us southerners are just plumb stupid. I reckon Fred and I just ain't gonna let that happen.

 

[Chris]

What the fuck, indeed.

 

[distressed_romeo]

Two hours a day?!!!

 

[NegaTiveXero]

RETREAT!!!

 

[Drew]

Whats everybody think!! DONNIE

I've decided, after much deliberation, that what I think is that this thread is stupid.