Josh Pelican on the ugly/guitar skill ratio and beards

[CrushingAnvil]

Josh Pelican says (2:40 p.m.)
Seriously. Ugly dudes play better.
They HAVE to.
Peter Sorensen says (2:40 p.m.)
What about Chris Broderick? He looks like he's from an erotic fiction novel for housewives.
Josh Pelican says (2:41 p.m.)
yo
Are you fucking gay or something?
I don't think he's that attractive.
lol
Peter Sorensen says (2:42 p.m.)
Haha, He's a buff guy with chiselled looks, you don't have to be gay to see that hah.
He's not like REDICULOUS but I bet he could nail the aforementioned demographic haha
Josh Pelican says (2:43 p.m.)
So could I.
Reason One: I'm 22.
Peter Sorensen says (2:43 p.m.)
Haha
Josh Pelican says (2:43 p.m.)
Reason Two: I've got a beard.

 

[Encephalon5]

Yea. He's dreamy.

 

[CooleyJr]

Yeah? Well.. I'm fucking gorgeous.

 

[BrainArt]

Josh's theory is wrong. Why? One word: Shankle.

 

[highlordmugfug]

Ewww.

 

[ry_z]

Peter Sorensen says (2:42 p.m.)
Haha, He's a buff guy with chiselled looks, you don't have to be gay to see that hah.

I am gay, and I don't find him attractive at all.

 

[BrainArt]

I am gay, and I don't find him attractive at all.

Yeah, but that's because you like Asian men dressed as women.

 

[CrushingAnvil]

I am gay, and I don't find him attractive at all.

Yeah, but I can bet you lonely middle aged housewives will

 

[CrushingAnvil]

Yeah, but that's because you like Asian men dressed as women.

...and yes, I do have a half-naked-korean-man solution to everything.

 

[ry_z]

Yeah, but that's because you like Asian men dressed as women.

Don't make me resurrect the Roger thread.

 

[BrainArt]

It doesn't surprise me that you do, Peter.

 

[-42-]

The mistake that every ugly guy makes is thinking that playing Ywingie covers will get them laid.



That's why I know how to play Wonderwall.

 

[DVRP]

Oh my

 

[josh pelican]

For the record, there were five reasons...

 

[teqnick]

Yeah, but that's because you like Asian men dressed as women.

I love you for this.

 

[jymellis]

Josh Pelican says (2:43 p.m.)
Reason Two: I've got a beard.

 

[highlordmugfug]

For the record, there were five reasons...

Were 3 through 5: I have a beard?

 

[CrushingAnvil]

The plot thickens:

Josh Pelican says (4:16 p.m.)
FUCK
Peter Sorensen says (4:24 p.m.)
?
Josh Pelican says (4:26 p.m.)
Wanna make out?
imjk
Peter Sorensen says (4:29 p.m.)
LOL

Josh is a confused man.

 

[JamesM]

(He isn't kidding)

 

[josh pelican]

I should show you conversations I've had with Mike...

I asked him why he didn't love me and he said, "Just because I hit it from the back doesn't mean I don't love you."

That's just where it starts...