Digital Igloo
Line 6
A. The USB and L6 LINK ports have more flexible routing than the 1/4", XLR, and S/PDIF outs, and would require more than two channels of Global EQ to cover all the bases. Code optimization only afforded us two channels of Global EQ.Igloo, what the fvck!?
B. There are about seven zillion EQ plugins, ten of which probably came bundled in your DAW. Many have more than five bands, emulate vintage EQ hardware, show pretty frequency curves, are easier to use, exhibit linear phase (if you're willing to deal with latency), and most importantly, let you adjust or remove them after tracking.
C. If you're tracking into your computer, you never want unnecessary processing, especially when you intended to turn it off but forgot.
D. Global EQ was designed specifically to compensate for the myriad acoustic environments when performing live.
E. I'm evil.