Mass Shooting Madden Tourney...

[jaxadam]

So maybe if we keep it up, eventually our callouses will be able to reflect bullets.

Reflect or deflect? Either way, I love the thought.

 

[ElRay]

Not to be callous about this, but I fully expect someone to lump video games as the cause of this as well. This really is a match made in heaven for those who want to use video games as an excuse for violence.

Right, it’s not guns, or the lack of medical care, it’s those damn football players and video games. {sarcasm for the humor impaired}

 

[tedtan]

So maybe if we keep it up, eventually our callouses will be able to reflect bullets.

I like that approach, but we are unfortunately not at that point just yet.

 

[auxioluck]

USA's solution: Have the NRA start sponsoring video game tournaments, and give everyone a gun at the door.

 

[PunkBillCarson]

USA's solution: Have the NRA start sponsoring video game tournaments, and give everyone a gun at the door.

Do you get bonus points for tea-bagging after your kills?

 

[auxioluck]

Do you get bonus points for tea-bagging after your kills?

Yeah but once someone gets a 20 kill streak, they can just call in a tactical nuke on themselves to win the tournament.

 

[Yul Brynner]

Why does the title say the shooting was in Massachusetts if it was in Florida?