Naren
OldschoolGhettostyle
So, lately I've been thinking about how I want to be the most metal person on the entire planet and that got me to thinking "Can I eat nachos and still be metal?" And that led me to a much more serious matter.
Can I still eat cheesecake and be metal? And, I mean really. Could I sit in a Starbucks, drinking a caramel frapuccino while reading "White Noise" by Don Delilo and still be metal? Can I save myself by wearing headphones and a Suffocation t-shirt and banging my head while reading and drinking, and occasionally giving the horns to the rest of the people in the store? Can I eat a birthday cake while wearing a birthdayboy hat and still be metal? If not, could I save it by having the ice covered with black frosting with a red pentagram in large icing and the words "To the eternal lord of darkness, Lucifer's son, Eric"?
And that takes me back to the cheesecake. Does being the most metal person in the entire planet mean I have to give up mocha raspberry cheesecake with oreo cookie crust? Or do I just have to be blasting Slayer at full volume and banging my head with hair down to my butt and a Forbidden t-shirt on while I scarf it down?
I need an answer.
Think about it, won't you?
Can I still eat cheesecake and be metal? And, I mean really. Could I sit in a Starbucks, drinking a caramel frapuccino while reading "White Noise" by Don Delilo and still be metal? Can I save myself by wearing headphones and a Suffocation t-shirt and banging my head while reading and drinking, and occasionally giving the horns to the rest of the people in the store? Can I eat a birthday cake while wearing a birthdayboy hat and still be metal? If not, could I save it by having the ice covered with black frosting with a red pentagram in large icing and the words "To the eternal lord of darkness, Lucifer's son, Eric"?
And that takes me back to the cheesecake. Does being the most metal person in the entire planet mean I have to give up mocha raspberry cheesecake with oreo cookie crust? Or do I just have to be blasting Slayer at full volume and banging my head with hair down to my butt and a Forbidden t-shirt on while I scarf it down?
I need an answer.
Think about it, won't you?