^^Might I make an amendment?
THRASH METAL:
On the way to the castle the protagonist is kicked out of his posse for alcohol abuse. Enraged and insulted by this betrayal, the protagonist spends the next fifteen years battling dragons alone with a new posse, albeit for smaller castles and uglier princesses that reign over hokey Eastern European countries that no longer exist. After years of swinging his mighty blade and flipping off Danish tennis players, the protagonist suffers a career-ending arm injury, but perseveres through rehabilitation and takes up dragon-slaying once more in the name of God in order to escape from that bitch of a princess and all her fucking nagging.
THRASH METAL:
On the way to the castle the protagonist is kicked out of his posse for alcohol abuse. Enraged and insulted by this betrayal, the protagonist spends the next fifteen years battling dragons alone with a new posse, albeit for smaller castles and uglier princesses that reign over hokey Eastern European countries that no longer exist. After years of swinging his mighty blade and flipping off Danish tennis players, the protagonist suffers a career-ending arm injury, but perseveres through rehabilitation and takes up dragon-slaying once more in the name of God in order to escape from that bitch of a princess and all her fucking nagging.