Metal Zone and the 5G Conspiracy

[ArtDecade]

Giggle.

Conspiracy theorists share schematic for “5G chip” they claim is implanted in COVID-19 vaccines – only it's actually for the Boss Metal Zone

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/co...RU2G6y7jwYyLbR5gLp3ZBTYshYVxE701e-2c5BVQIw2NQ

 

[Frostbite]

I FUCKING CAN'T HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Decimater1]

Thank goodness I use a Digi-tech HOTHEAD

 

[nickgray]

only it's actually for the Boss Metal Zone

But how come Metal Zone itself has 5G chip schematics? Checkmate. I knew something was fishy with this pedal. When you plug it into a Marshall MG and max out the gain, there was always some kind of screeching sound going on. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Frostbite]

But how come Metal Zone itself has 5G chip schematics? Checkmate. I knew something was fishy with this pedal. When you plug it into a Marshall MG and max out the gain, there was always some kind of screeching sound going on. Coincidence? I think not.

That's Bill Gates tracking chip being installed in your ear canals

 

[gunshow86de]

I'd gladly take the vaccine if it was the HM-2.

 

[Werecow]

They could have at least used the Waza version.

 

[Kaura]

People constantly complaing about their pedalboard being too big: "Still not small enough!"

 

[bostjan]

I kept warning you guys about the Metal Zone!

 

[Bdtunn]

I’ll take it! the metal zone rules well when used correctly that is

 

[Xaios]

The Metal Zone came out in 1991? Man, Boss and Bill Gates sure play the long game. Ola also must be in on it, given that he only recently managed to convince everyone that the Metal Zone was good again.

HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU, OLA?

 

[BenjaminW]

Jesus fuck. I literally have nothing to say because I'm struggling to comprehend the sheer stupidity of this.

 

[zappatton2]

Shit, the Metal Zone is pretty much the only distortion pedal I've been using since '92. It's a miracle I'm even still alive. Does this mean I gotta quarantine? It's literally sitting in my living room...right....now!!!

 

[Werecow]

Shit, the Metal Zone is pretty much the only distortion pedal I've been using since '92. It's a miracle I'm even still alive. Does this mean I gotta quarantine? It's literally sitting in my living room...right....now!!!

You might have one inside you as well

 

[ArtDecade]

You might have one inside you as well

Nah, that's not a Metal Zone - its a gerbil.

 

[zappatton2]

Nah, that's not a Metal Zone - its a gerbil.

Hey, what I do with my gerbils is my business.

 

[ArtDecade]

Gerbils are his business and business is good.

 

[bostjan]

Gerbils up in his business are his business?

This had me chuckle:

Another user lauded the analogue design of the alleged "COVID-19 5G Chip", tweeting, "Excellent. Reassured to know that 5G relies on op-amps and some 1n4148 diodes. Proper old school. None of that digital and microprocessor nonsense. I'll take one in each arm."

 

[Bodes]

I can imagine some dude, sitting at his computer, pissing himself laughing, at the notion of full-on trolling conspiracy theory nut jobs.

To you, I say: well done!

 

[Accoun]

Turns out the conspiracy theory was a typo - 5G ain't gonna destroy our minds, but instead kill our mids.