Mock-ups of Pure :icbm: - Randy Edition

[Randy]

Good Evening Comrades,

Greeting from the Soviet nation of Groffistan-Arktanistan.

In my country, we're big fans of alcohol, poop-jokes, violence and also guitars and the heavy metal musics. All of these things are true.

What is also true is that we require instruments that, how you say, express what it means to be true Groffistanian-Arktanistanian patriot. As such, my leaders have contracted me to assemble plans for this next wave of diarrhea educing noise creators.

A word of warning, of course, is that Groffistanian-Arktanistanian nationalists such as myself rely very heavily on... what is this word... ummm... bright colors to blind our capitalist swine opponents. As such, ocular protection should be adorned, perhaps.

You have been warned, comrades.

BEHOLD! The specifications of these immensely destructive implements:

7 Strings
27" Scale Length
27 Frets
Warrior Style Body
Swamp Ash Body w/ Curly Maple Top
SLS Style Headstock w/ Matching Curly Maple Cap
Hard Maple Neck w/ Bubinga Stripe
Hard Maple or Ebony Fretboard
Dimarzio X2N7 Bridge Pickup
Kent Armstrong Style Single Coil Neck Pickup (slanted)
1 Volume Knob and 1 Tone Knob
3-Way LP Style Toggle Switch
Planet Waves Auto Trimmer Tuning Machines
Floyd Rose Tremolo
Stainless Steel, Jumbo Fret Wire (SS6105)
Scalloped Frets from 12th - 27th
Chrome Hardware
White Binding on the Neck and Headstock
Construction By Strong Socialist Comrades

We order that these tools be constructed immediately, or we shall be forced to annex your lavatories, followed by your medical facilities, followed by your brothels, and so-fourth in that order.

Consider yourselves warned, and remember the face of my Groffistanian-Arktanistanian brethren, for we shall triumph! The Golden, Shit Turban Wearing Idol of our forefathers shall oversee our success. These are facts.

This is all for now, my comrades.Love live Groffistan-Arktanistan!




[action=marches]away from the podium as their anthem plays[/action]

 

[eleven59]

Well...that was odd.

Neat guitars.

Very odd post.

 

[twiztedchild]

I hate you




Nice mock ups man

 

[guitarbuilder93]

that silverburst warrior is HAWT shit!

 

[Bleak]

that silverburst warrior is HAWT shit!

This.

 

[Yoshi]

I'm partial...that's about it. 6/10.

 

[AeonSolus]

Holyshitkistan Thats some Hellkistan of a Guitarkistan mate keep 'em Coming!

 

[Harry]

I really dig that purple one

 

[ZeroSignal]

I really want a silver-burst Xiphos 7 now.

 

[Randy]

Well...that was odd.

Neat guitars.

Very odd post.

Your face is odd.

Thanks.

I hate you




Nice mock ups man

Thanks, as always!

I'm a big fan of your photoshopping skills, and you always have a ton of really great, really original ideas.

that silverburst warrior is HAWT shit!

This.

Much appreciated. In response to this, we shall socialize silverbursts. Congratulations my comrades, for no man, woman, child, sheep, or oxen shall go another day with silverburst.

I'm partial...that's about it. 6/10.

Not you taste, I take it. Anything else you'd be interested in seeing, perhaps...?

Holyshitkistan Thats some Hellkistan of a Guitarkistan mate keep 'em Coming!

Cheers, man. I've got more on the way.

Randy, you rule. This is a universal constant like c.
And i'd kill for the green one!

Have you ever considered to build one of your mockups? That would redefine the word "awesome".

AH! An Arktanistanian national, no less! Thank you, sir. I have plans of building a bright friggin' pink Igniter to match my neon, Mountain Dew Virgin.

However, I decided to design and post these, because I'm considering making one of these first.

Also, a fellow countryman of ours has a piece in the works which shall be brutal, and will honor those who've sacrificed their bowels for our right to corruption.

I really dig that purple one

Thanks! Believe it or not, purple was where the original concept came from and the other colors were just some ideas I had once I started playing around.

I really want a silver-burst Xiphos 7 now.

If it didn't cost a shit-ton to ship, I'd refinish one in silverburst for you, in a heartbeat.
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This thread shall from now on, officially be considered Groffistanian-Arktanistanian design and testing laboratory. As such, more... what is his word... um, renderings, yes. More renderings are in order.

A few that've been posted in previous threads:

 

[Hoj0]

Nice OP

I'd buy that purple one... especially if the body was xiphos rather than warrior! (and if such a guitar actually existed... )

Also that swirled 8-string is just

 

[vampiregenocide]

The purple and silverburst ones are rather sexual. You should build them

EDIT : Just saw that swirled 8 and it is god.

 

[Apophis]

Cool designs

 

[arktan]

That swirled RG2228, i know it from somewhere

 

[Randy]

Nice OP

I'd buy that purple one... especially if the body was xiphos rather than warrior! (and if such a guitar actually existed... )

Also that swirled 8-string is just

Thanks, man.

The purple and silverburst ones are rather sexual. You should build them

EDIT : Just saw that swirled 8 and it is god.

If and when I can get my woodshop finished, I'll definitely look at making one of these.

Thanks, BTW!

Cool designs

Master Sebastian.

If you ever need any help designing, rendering any of your pieces, or CADing a design... let me know.

That swirled RG2228, i know it from somewhere

You're darn tootin', comrade. Now have it done.

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A few older ones, as ideas for my brother-in-law's 7420 refinish:

Ultimately, we didn't end up going with any of these color schemes.

It's still a work in progress, and will have it's own thread, but here's a rough little cell-phone teaser:

 

[Dusty201087]

Nice stuff man! I like the silverburst, and that's a lot coming from me (I've never seen a single silverburst guitar I've really thought "fit" the finish).

And then I saw that swirled RG 8.

My life ended and started again in that very moment. I have a new purpose. To make that bitch mine.

 

[Groff]

As the leader of Groffistan of the Arktanistan union, I hereby approve this thread.

And also, the silverburst is full of win!

You should post the mockup of the upcoming Bi7ch ov d00m, as well as the SG8 ov d00m.
And V you mocked up for me can be posted as well.

 

[Randy]

Nice stuff man! I like the silverburst, and that's a lot coming from me (I've never seen a single silverburst guitar I've really thought "fit" the finish).

And then I saw that swirled RG 8.

My life ended and started again in that very moment. I have a new purpose. To make that bitch mine.

Thanks! Glad you have been inspired to indulge in the glorious silverburst.

Perhaps OUT OF THIS SWIRLED.com Swirl Guitar Painters can help make that RG2228-swirl a reality.

As the leader of Goffistan of the Arktanistan union, I hereby approve this thread.

And also, the silverburst is full of win!

You should post the mockup of the upcoming Bi7ch ov d00m, as well as the SG8 ov d00m.
And V you mocked up for me can be posted as well.

Ah, Chancellor... I've been waiting for you.

The SGovd00m has quite some work to be done, but your other implements are at your disposal.

Chris’ ‘Bi7ch of d00m’

Specs:
27.5” Scale Length
7 Strings
24 Frets
Dark Padauk Fretboard
Extra Jumbo Frets
3-Piece Mahogany Neck
Reversed and Routed Custom Designed Headstock
5-Piece Mahogany and Maple “Neck-Thru Style” Body w/ Mahogany Wings
1-3/4” Body Thickness
‘Hipshot’ Style Bridge
Translucent Red Stained and Oiled Finish
EMG707HZ Pickups
2 Knobs (1 Volume, 1 Tone)
3- Way LP Style Pickup Toggle
Neck Thickness: 21mm at the Nut; 22mm at the 12th fret


And the other:

 

[Yoshi]

Not you taste, I take it. Anything else you'd be interested in seeing, perhaps...?

Try xiphos body instead. I never have been much of a fan for the warriors.

This however

is WIN!!

 

[twiztedchild]

I'm a big fan of your photoshopping skills, and you always have a ton of really great, really original ideas.

My photoshops skills are nothing compared to alot of guys here I just got more time I guess.
But thanks

and for those 3 Hello Kitty Explorers