JoshuaVonFlash
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I know there are a lot of these "horror story" threads but me and my bro were talking and laughing about stuff from middle school and remembered my hilarious "mosh pit" story if you'll even call it that. It was my first school dance and coincidentally I had a loose tooth, and I'd been playing with for the last two weeks up until that day and had gotten it pretty loose but, couldn't get it to come out. So as every one who bought a ticket to the dance began to pile in me and my friends were horse playing with each other but soon stopped when the music came on, now I'm not at all a good dancer I just bought a ticket to get out of class for the rest of the day, so I just went and had a seat and pretty much drank punch and made jokes with my buds, soon my 2nd grade bladder became full so, I was about to go to the bathroom when Lil John and The Eastside Boy's Get Low came on, mind the seats were in the very back of the of the basketball court and the door to leave was all the way in front, as I make my way to the I have to do the excuse and thank you thing at least 5 times and as I see daylight and get closer to the door, BANG some kid spin kicks me karate style, mind you this was a mostly black neighborhood and up until 5th grade (I hadn't heard or scene anything more hardcore than the Ramones so even I had no clue what a mosh pit was)where nobody really especially 2nd graders know what a mosh pit is so that makes even more ironic to me today. I lost my tooth, got to go home and got $20 bucks from my mom and dad, it all worked out pretty well actually share your mosh pit horror stories below.