Need a Band Name!Desperatly!

[Espaul]

THRADDASH!!!

 

[brandonbriere]

Judging by this grizzly bears tongue, he thinks there's honey in my asshole.

 

[HK_Derek]

Tony Levin has a bunch on his site:
NAME YOUR BAND!

"Post Burrito Depression" is my fave!

 

[jarnozz]

Despite all affords \w/ Epic name for Djenty music

 

[Soft Father]

Han Shot First
Borklenomicon
Asparagus Asperger
Left-wing Commander
Dull Mule
Renegade Raccoon
Princess and the Devolution
Horse's Toes
Hypernuclear Countdown Sequence

 

[MFB]

Ohh thank god you are changing your name Sorry dude but it has to be done! To quote some gems from previous band title threads:

Philleus Phoreskin and the Pullbacks
The Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen
Organ Freeman
The Brothers Quim Present: Crumpleforeskin
Runt Stunt Cunt Punt
Free Bar

HEY!

As the original namer for "Cunt Punt" I demand you remove it from one of your attempted "band names" or we (read as: I) will be forced to take action

You have been warned

 

[JPhoenix19]

Colon Conquistador
Flim-flam and the traveling sales-ponies nonpareil
Tubby McGriddle and the Phunky Phiddles
Conscientious Injector

 

[Hollowway]

Tony Levin has a bunch on his site:
NAME YOUR BAND!

"Post Burrito Depression" is my fave!

As Homer would say, "It's funny cuz it's true!"

 

[Dan_Vacant]

"Squibion"
it's bad ass and it is from a show called "The Future is Wild" it is a squid that is similar to a ape.

 

[Skyblue]

Polar Bear Uprising
Function in Form
Penguins, Attack!

I hope none of those are taken, I just thought of them now~

 

[hypotc]

Stank

 

[-One-]

Well, here's what my band did (we're proggy, technical, djenty deathcore). We picked a really brutal name from a Magic: The Gathering card, because Magic is metal as fuck. We're called It That Betrays.

From the random stack on my computer desk, here's some metal sounding names:
Chandra's Fury
Oblivion Ring
Merciless Predator
Forbidden Alchemy
Abattior Ghoul
Selfless Cathar
Curse of Oblivion
Furor of the Bitten
Perish the Thought

Just what we did, not saying it's a good idea for everyone.

 

[Djdnxgdj3983jrjd8udb3bcns]

Slayer1

 

[Black Mamba]

Pink Sock (look it up)

 

[Scattered Messiah]

how about "Burn the evidence"?

 

[Bloody_Inferno]

I've suggested it before, but not taken yet so...

"Machines Against The Rage"

 

[gunch]

Burnt Deku Stick

 

[sleightest]

Immaculate Abortion

 

[brutalwizard]

SGT. angry loaf
jersey fresh and the banana peelers
Relay the ham
Damn girl, nice bread
Depants the throne
slappy salamander's salaciousness lamp
several more doors down then 3
forest of fellatio
A mangled mast
balbriggan balefire
how to lose a guy in ten days
CUBIFORM
plastic or paper


My personal favorite is this odd word.

galactophagist

 

[Sikthness]

When I was in high school, I had a little two man group w/ a buddy of mine. It was slam death metal/electronica. Anyway, we were at the McD's one day and saw a mentally handicapped man exit a van. He then proceeded to open and close all the doors one by one yelling "Murg!!" everytime. And it hit me like a freight train, that this was our band name. The universe saw fit to show me the way through this poor sob opening doors and yelling.

Just be patient, something meaningful will come to eventually. Dont just pick a word and add an 's' to it, or a combination of sciency words.