Need help becoming a pro eater.

[josh pelican]

Make Adam come back and take you on in the challenge... in front of the girl, of course.

 

[Guitarmiester]

Inhaling large quantities of food to impre... be arrogant toward a girl? I never knew a single girl like that, but sounds interesting.

 

[Chickenhawk]

1. Eat dried seaweed till full.
2. Drink water.
3. ????
4. Profit

Alternative:

4. Death.


Don't actually do that...lol.

 

[JamesM]

^

 

[highlordmugfug]

1. Eat dried seaweed till full.
2. Drink water.
3. ????
4. Profit

Alternative:

4. Death.


Don't actually do that...lol.

Actually laughing out loud is so much fun.

 

[projectjetfire]

What he hasnt told us is the fact this girl is a feeder. Either that or she is a nearly 4000 lbs and just wants to eat him.

OH MAN, I LOVE DE CAKE!

 

[Jaaaaamie]

hahaaa why is grilled queef a tag?

 

[Marcus]

Eat lots of food in the days leading up to the challenge to allow your stomach to expand, then don't eat anything on the day you go. Your stomach won't be able to shrink much in a day, but it sure as hell will get hungry, then you should have a better chance of completing the challenge.

 

[timbaline]

Run... alot (13miles or so) and then wait about an hour and a half to two hours. You'll be so hungry, that you'll be able to eat two of those.
Maybe that just works for me since I go into super hungry teenager mode after I exercise.

Also you really have some hilarious tags. Mind if I use "eat food to eat pussy" or "grilled yeast infection" for some quote or song name or something along those lines in the near future?

 

[vampiregenocide]

Wait, so this girl wants you to try an eating contest which will involve you stuffing your face full of cheese and hoping that you don't vomit it all up? The lengths some of us will go to get laid eh?

 

[Fzau]

1. Put Rohypnol in her food and stop eating when you're full.
2. ???
3. Double profit

Leandro didn't suggest this already, I am dissapoint!

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

This bitch is trolling you No chick who was actually hot would get wet from that shit. If some chick wanted to give me a heart attack I'd slap her.

 

[Customisbetter]

Grill and eat her, then have sex with cheese.

This.

Why the FUCK would you eat 5 pounds of cheese for a girl you don't even know?

 

[PyramidSmasher]

You guys are getting way too into this girl aspect of this. God damn it, I just want to eat this fucking thing!!!!

13 miles eh? Not a bad plan.

 

[avenger]

5 lbs of cheese and then vomit on ehr face during sex afterwards.

 

[JJ Rodriguez]

You guys are getting way too into this girl aspect of this. God damn it, I just want to eat this fucking thing!!!!

13 miles eh? Not a bad plan.

Or you could simply just order a regular meal there

 

[Fzau]

You guys are getting way too into this girl aspect of this. God damn it, I just want to eat this fucking thing!!!!

13 miles eh? Not a bad plan.

Eating that isn't going to prove your manliness..
Eating this on the other hand will:

 

[ittoa666]

The tags are hilarious.

Also, bitches ain't shit, but food turns into shit, so technically it is.

 

[JamesM]

I'm lactose intolerant.

 

[SirMyghin]

^^ me too, old cheese ftw. Now of that fresh stuff.