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What he hasnt told us is the fact this girl is a feeder. Either that or she is a nearly 4000 lbs and just wants to eat him.
OH MAN, I LOVE DE CAKE!
Jaaaaamie said:hahaaa why is grilled queef a tag?
Eating to score girl = bad
Eating because that shit is delicious = good
I say eat the grilled cheese because it's delicious and and you want to enjoy it. Don't sell out in an attempt to get laid. I dunno who, but somebody let the cat out of the bag that men like to do stupid shit in an effort to get laid, therefore women will let you do stupid shit and then force you to go home with blue balls.
Also because women are such mind-fucks, chances are that even if you did manhandle that sandwich, she'd probably freak out and be disgusted and ditch you. Better to enjoy the sandwich at your own pace and to hell with the girl.
"fear of rejection", "social anxiety", "low self esteem", etc. etc.
Go out and have sex with 5 pounds of grilled cheese, who the fuck cares what anybody else thinks.
My hard ass advice = grow a pair and stop caring what other people think. That's all it takes man. The rest of the world is not important.
No offense, but that's nothing more than a weak excuse. You only live once. Go out and enjoy your life, who the fuck cares what anybody else thinks.
Is there a way to just be endlessly hungry?